Jizz

[50/50] A dog and parrot argue over who gets the yogurt | Man picks up a desk, with a kid still sitting in it, and throws it out a window (NSFW-ish)

FiftyFifty

Blue pick up

nsfw, tanlines, nsfwxpost

A slut I picked up in a coffee shop covering up and smiling for me

HappyEmbarrassedGirls, RealGirls

F/23/5'5 [331 > 229 =102 lbs] Two years ago to the day, I picked up a pair of running shoes and have literally ran my ass off since. NSFW ish

progresspics, mistyfront

Me: Picking up Ma and Pops from airport Random Guy: Flags me down Me: Roll down my window, "what's up?" Random Guy: "Just needed to tell you that your beard is freaking awesome!" Me:

Beardtastic

How to pick up black girls

ImGoingToHellForThis

Let me pick up this worm

natureismetal

I tried using that 'Pick-Up Line by Name' generator...

Tinder

My phone is picking up on my fucked up sense of humor

ImGoingToHellForThis

(f19) Sometimes I just want to be picked up and used like a doll ?

AsiansGoneWild, TopSexyPosts, Skryker, u_polykid123

Woke up horny AF! Wish my fwb would pick up her phone!

penis

R.I.P. Hollywood's Most Effective Pick-Up Line (1910 - 2017?)

ImGoingToHellForThis

A hawk swooped down, picked up a rabbit, flew over to a table I was sitting at, ripped its head off and started eating it 3 feet away from me

natureismetal

I got a call from the post office to come pick up my package...

NSFWFunny

Inceltears must be up early picking up their girlfriend/wives from her “friends” house

Braincels

Vacation titties :) wish I was brave enough to pick up a random stranger and have him fuck me with my husband [f31]

gonewild, RealGirls, GonewildPlug, JustTheTop, EraserNipples

I'm back home for a bit, going to pick up some cute outfits... how's this? (Oh, and please read the comments!)

ErinAshford, u_funthingstowatch, Skryker, u_XxnoobnoobxX, u_Jmtrocks113

(M) Had to to pick up some things...For my new home i guess until I save up. Until then this home

gonewild

With Halloween coming up I was wondering if any of you guys want to share stories about some hot chicks in slutty costumes they picked up at this day where all girls just seem to become huge sluts. My KIK is PriaposJD

jobuds

Your mom told you not to pick up boxing, but you insisted. First day of sparring me you ended up in the hospital with a concussion, but your mom didn't think that was enough to convince you to quit so she called me into your room to give you a little more

bangmybully

Just doesnt scream "thats meth" to me yet i saw the shard it was broke off of when picked up. Im high i think? Idk i fucked up 2 shots so im just callin it for the night

meth

"He got touchy during our fight so I made him pick up his teeth off the floor after beating him up."

jennahaze

Me: Better pick up this kids toys up. Husband: Oooh photo op. ??

GoneMild

Went to the beach and forgot sunscreen! So I went to the store to pick up some... and thought I’d show you ? [IMG]

holdthemoan

If you thought your senses picked up a scent from the screen, then you just lost to Nargis Fakhri's fresh pits. And yes, I amost ended up licking my mobile too.

CelebrityArmpits

I just want to be picked up, thrown onto a bed, and used like the tiny slut I am?

PetiteGoneWild, u_vpvids, collegesluts, 2000sGirls, u_Zenon_Toorle, FAUX_BOT, DadWouldBeProud, u_half-gay_sex_god, tanlines, SexyTummies, facemaskporn, u_Expeditionary00

I picked up a dress from the thrift store then tried it on at home... The amount of boobage is UNREAL

u_LoverLaci, u_alexanderthemagno, GoneMild, cleavage

I have a thing for being picked up and used however you want

PetiteGoneWild, u_throwaway_uwu_825, DadWouldBeProud

Finally decided on tips to use to bottle up an discount oz I picked up.

delta8

So glad I picked up this 13 hour overnight for the cleaning crew not to show up

DOORMANDIARIES

every girl he's fucked up until me, his first sissy boy, he's picked up off the ground made and brought to orgasm off his dick alone. he refused to touch my throbbing clitty and let the pleasure build until it overwhelmed me. it felt so good i tried to ru

FemBoys

Let this European cutie light up your phone with a [GFE]? Want me to make your fantasies come true? Pick up a [rate], [vid] or [sext]❤️LINDAZZC

Sexsells, dirtykikgroups, SnapchatSext, sextingfriendfinder

Let this European cutie light up your phone with a [GFE]? Want me to make your fantasies come true? Pick up a [rate], [vid] or [sext]❤️

Sexsells

Let this European cutie light up your phone with a [GFE]? Want me to make your fantasies come true? Pick up a [rate], [vid] or [sext]❤️

Sexsells

Let this latina and fit cutie light up your phone with a [Cam]? Want me to make your fantasies come true? Pick up a [rate], [vid] [pic] or [sext]❤️

nsfwbuys

Let this European cutie light up your phone with a [GFE]? Want me to make your fantasies come true? Pick up a [rate], [vid] or [sext]❤️

Sexsells

Ever since that old body stealing bitch took my body she keeps gloating about it. Worse still is how she keeps rubbing it in my face by sending me pictures of the girls she manages to pick up as me. I know it's messed up, but I can't help but close my eye

bodyswap

Let this European cutie light up your phone with a [GFE]? Want me to make your fantasies come true? Pick up a [rate], [vid] or [sext]❤️

Sexsells, RealGirls, GoneWildSmiles, PetiteGoneWild, PetiteGirlsOnly

Ain't picked up in 2 months, now I'm off for 2 weeks. See y'all after I wake up ?

pillhead