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Thank you, builders, for dusting up my house.

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Woke up covered in Peanut butter and this little hottie next to me... what the hell happened.

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Tough Mudder? Sign me up.

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You'll have to speak up. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

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Not what you want to see while going up an escalator.

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[MFW] Reddit's back up

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Reddit, let's see some caption talent. Come up with your best.

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This popped up in my news feed

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"Drove to the river and went across on the pontoon bridge, stopping in the middle to take a piss in the Rhine, and then pick up some dirt on the far side, in emulation of William the Conqueror." General George Patton, 1945 [NSFW?]

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I Googled "Jesus Mirror Picture", and this came up.

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Redditors: Posting for a friend "My back is your canvas... I eventually want to do a body paint "tattoo" shoot. Take my back and mock it up!

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stood up too fast and smoked a table... with my head

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this girl is starting to pop up on adverts. i think i love her. [NSFW]

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My boss just put up a folding screen in our office. Do I have a dirty mind, or...yeah. [NSFW]

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NSFW Just popped up on facebook. First thought: the Internet has destroyed my mind. Second thought: oh god why.

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This just popped up on my facebook wall, ಠ_ಠ

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Reddit this is a Photoshop I've done of my friend for his birthday, what do you think + can anyone help touch it up a bit?

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Awww They Grow up so fast!

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My attempt at zombie make-up. Am I doing it right? (Potentially NSFW)

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RedTube's version of LiveJasmine isn't quite up to their standard.

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the stuff I put up with for fapping.. oh well *zip* fapfapfap (mildly NSFW)

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Why must people put these pictures up on Facebook? [NSFW/L]

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What is this? It just popped up in my Facebook feed.

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So this just turned up in my news feed...

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When you don't watch where you click, it ends up on Facebook...

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Discreet hook-up guy is discreet

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WI college put this up in PUBLIC VIEW and tore it down SEVERAL DAYS later to symbolically represent "destroying prejudice" (nsfw)

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Not exactly how I imagined waking up on a Saturday morning..She is very persistent [maybe NSFW /middle finger showing]

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Reason #2747... Why people are assholes. As the owner... I cleaned it up. FML

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Put up a cute photo last cake day, no karma. This year, no shits given.

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[NSFW] Im DRUNK, this is how I up vote MotherFuckers!

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Charlie Chaplin knows whats up. NSFW

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So, this package showed up today to my friend's Verizon store...

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I'm in your bathroom.. shitting it up

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The beetles and woodpeckers are now teaming up in hopes of falling a tree onto our home. Happened early this morning.

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Something I drew to sum up frats

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I have never wanted to be a blow-up doll before seeing these on FaceBook

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ok, I have ONE black friend on facebook...why is this coming up on my newsfeed!!! nsfw/nsfl

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Reddit summed up

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Found this at work today, cracked me up[nsfw]

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I grew up fast... NSFW

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Mmm, gobble that up for dessert! [Potentially NSFW]

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This popped up in my news feeds this evening... (NSFW?)

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So I finally looked up this "cum box" Reddit's been talking about..

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Girlfriend broke up with me today. Guess I can go back to my Ex...

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Showed up in my news feed (maybe NSFW)

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This showed up on my facebook timeline (NSFW)

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Woke up to see this. Such is barracks life. =\

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What I wake up to every morning...

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So I put up a whiteboard at work.

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This is what I wake up to in the morning...

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I set my girlfriend up with Art Rage and a drawing tablet for the first time. She made this... [NSFW]

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So.... this just popped up on my New Feed NSFW

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Got woken up by what I thought was thunder. It wasn't thunder. Happy 4th everyone.

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Just popped up on my Facebook feed (poss NSFW)

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Picked up this lil' gem at a garage sale... GF hates it.

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Stiches up the middle (NSFW NSFW)

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Grand Theft Aurora - Case Mock-up

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Back that shit up

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