Jizz

So, to open a stargate you need two penises and a lambda

funny

The French aren't so subtle with their Christmas penises. (nsfw)

funny

So my friend with benefits and I were talking about bacon and penises

TrollXChromosomes

Any love for uncut penises?

penis, MassiveCock

Dude with three alien penises protruding from his back. (NSFW)

gifs, horror

Nude lesbians eat pussy in front of men holding their erect penises and masturbating right in front of them.

HardcoreNSFW

Reading through an article and I don't think I ever seen so many penises (not nsfw)

pics

ALLAH HAS GIVEN (M)E A VISION THAT I SHOULD SHOW YOU INFIDELS WHAT TRUE "MILD" IS SO I HAVE GONE THAT WAS TO TEACH YOU YOUR SINS! ALLAHU AKBAR DO NOT SEND ME PICTURES OF YOUR MUTILATED WESTERN PENISES! اَللّٰهُ أَكْبَر

GoneMild

I (F)ear this (M)ay be too much for gonemild, oh well time to throw caution to the wind. Also do not send me any more pictures of your filthy mutilated western penises.

GoneMild

Was looking up uncircumcised penises online. Not disappointed with the results. (NSFW)

pics

Was looking up uncircumcised penises. Not disappointed with the results. (NSFW)

pics

Is it just me or does the agility shortcuts in the abyss look like flaccid penises?

2007scape

Hatsune Miku and Kagamine Rin in some kind of weird fetish porn. It looks like there are penises coming out of Hatsune Miku's nipples. I don't know what's going on. [Vocaloid]

rule34

on bing.com today: deep-sea penises (funny)

penis, smalldicks

Stacey Dash Hot Sister Sucking Penises in Glory Hole

cameltoe

Stacey Dash Hot Sister Sucking Penises in Glory Hole

nsfwhardcore

Any love for uncut penises?

gonewild

This picture frame has penises all over it

mildlyinteresting

This basketball court looks like two penises touching a Poké ball. NSFW?

funny

We paid 20 bucks to have us drawn as penises. NSFW

pics

Do female penises accumulate cheese?

WTF

These birthday candles look like penises on a cake Batman threw into some guy's face

funny

[M]41 - Honest opinion: do you guys find curved penises unattractive?

gonewild

(NSFW) This cracked tablet looks like a shockwave created by two penises punching each other

mildlyinteresting

Any fans of uncut penises? (M)

gonewild

19/M/ 5'5 / 185lb. - My penis is smaller at 5 inches than lots of penises here on r/normalnudes. I feel no girl would want to have sex with me. No way 5 inches is average. I wish it was bigger. I'm also fat, but losing weight won't change my size or short

normalnudes, ladybonersgw, ratemycock, MassiveCock, gonewild, RateMyNudeBody, socalgonewild, Rate_my_dick

Anyone onto [M]icro penises?

gonewild

Zendaya doesn't realize she's a cumslut. She serves no other purpose other than being a pretty girl with a vagina made for the pleasure of our penises

JerkOffToCelebs

My checkers game pieces have a crown made of penises.

mildlyinteresting, mildlypenis

Guy whips out his massive penis in response to uncut man with small penis stalking posts and saying that circumcised men "don't have penises"

NSFWFunny

John Mayer prefers Rolex, and penises in his mouth

accidentalrolex

[M]ale sharks have two penises and female sharks have two vaginas

gonewild

My BF Watches a lot of BBC porn he said I am Made for it... He wants me To try it, but I am not sure if I even Like black guys or huge Penises (looks painful). Am I even Black guys type? Will I be able to "take it" and will I like it? or will it be painfu

ChurchOfTheBBC

Gadget Hackwrench but with body parts replaced by giant penises (mot) [Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers]

rule34

This online store censors just the tips of their fake penises.

mildlyamusing