Jizz

I'll dispense my paper towels however I goddamn please!

firstworldanarchists

You don't own me paper towel dispenser

firstworldanarchists

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me paper towel dispenser.

firstworldanarchists

Sometimes being a parent means you don't care about the blood. (He's fine but we went through a lot of paper towel)

pics

Sheetz Paper Towel Dispenser [NSFW]

funny

What the hell, paper towel people.

funny

First my roommate uses a towel rack as a toilet paper holder, now this?

firstworldanarchists

Note to self:get more paper towels.[nsfw]

AdviceAnimals

Saw a tutorial on folding napkins into dicks. Took it a step further with my brothers towels and added balls. Toilet paper jizz for the win.

funny, fresh_funny

I ejaculated onto a paper towel and it looked like a penis and testicles [NSFW]

mildlyinteresting

Tissue paper or hand towel?

OnOff, girlsuncovered, Boobies

Another paper towel comparison because its fun to show off

penis, MassiveCock

How tf are we out of paper towels again?

GoneWildPlus

Or, ya know, off brand paper towel for everyone

u_Dont_Key_Cars

The classic paper towel test

cockcompare

Her bedsheets look like a giant roll of paper towels

arielrebel

Cursed paper towel holder

cursedimages

SLPT: Place a wet paper towel underneath eggs before scrambling them in your microwave.

u_jdmac8705