Jizz

"Hi Honey - could you pick up some bread, and milk, and a couple rolls of paper towels on your way home?? Kisses!! Bye."

FacialFun

I'll dispense my paper towels however I goddamn please!

firstworldanarchists

You don't own me paper towel dispenser

firstworldanarchists

Fuck you and your fascist paper towel methods.

firstworldanarchists

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me paper towel dispenser.

firstworldanarchists

Sometimes being a parent means you don't care about the blood. (He's fine but we went through a lot of paper towel)

pics

Sheetz Paper Towel Dispenser [NSFW]

funny

[NSFW] Uh cum stained paper towel. I see ! -_- r

mildlyinteresting

Makeup I did to a friend last year. The scar is made of glue and a paper towel.

MakeupAddiction

What the hell, paper towel people.

funny

Rejected original Sparkle Paper Towel Fairy model

voluptuous

First my roommate uses a towel rack as a toilet paper holder, now this?

firstworldanarchists

Note to self:get more paper towels.[nsfw]

AdviceAnimals

Saw a tutorial on folding napkins into dicks. Took it a step further with my brothers towels and added balls. Toilet paper jizz for the win.

funny, fresh_funny

LBSPT: Wrapping your sandwich in a paper towel before placing in a Bernie Sanders or John Cena container will keep your sandwich from getting Donald Trumped

circlejerk

Thicker than a paper towel tube apparently

penis

I ejaculated onto a paper towel and it looked like a penis and testicles [NSFW]

mildlyinteresting

Tissue paper or hand towel?

OnOff, girlsuncovered, Boobies

Fit a bit too easily into a paper towel roll...

sizecomparison

Guy came in to our store and asked for paper towels or wet wipes. Now we know why.

cringe, funny

My cock vs a paper towel roll...am I the winner?

MassiveCock

Another paper towel comparison because its fun to show off

penis, MassiveCock

How tf are we out of paper towels again?

GoneWildPlus

I found this in Crested's water dish. The middle image is it in the water, the rest are on paper towel. It resembles a sac of some sort, I am pretty sure it's poop but confused since it held its shape in the water (as if contained in a sac). Is this norma

Lizards

Or, ya know, off brand paper towel for everyone

u_Dont_Key_Cars

The classic paper towel test

cockcompare

Her bedsheets look like a giant roll of paper towels

arielrebel

Cursed paper towel holder

cursedimages

SLPT: Place a wet paper towel underneath eggs before scrambling them in your microwave.

u_jdmac8705