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In the middle of a photoshoot, Actor John Schneider got a call that his father died. He came back from the call and asked the photographer to keep shooting in order to capture those emotions

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I Let my 14 year old brother play "The Order 1886." yesterday. I went on my PS4 today and decided to look through some of my screenshots. I found this..... [NSFW]

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Just ordering food...

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We ordered an "M" balloon. Thanks PartyCity...

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Looking at reviews for food I'm about to order

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Wearing a dead man's thumb skin in order to fingerprint and identify him

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Who ordered the 18 year old ass?

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Did somebody order a Strawberry Split?

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Did anyone order a pelfie spread? [f]

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Palpatine ordering clone Rey to execute order 69 to kill the resistance

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No Nut November - Day 17 - This time she order a better Chastity, but it will be too late... [Fellatrix]

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Did Somebody order a new Secretary?

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Artoria Pendragon Lancer [Fate/grand order] (Sciamano240)

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Anyone order a motorboat?

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Just ordered one.

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Scathach hits the beach (sciamano240) [Fate/Grand Order]

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