Jizz

While at Disney World, someone bought one of those Vinylmation Mickey statues (you don't know which one you get until you open it). Opened it and discovered... Leather Fetish Mickey?

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Just [f]or you.."I reach up to your hair and pull a bobby pin out, I open it up and put it over your nipple."

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First databend. Took a very NSFW image, made it a Photoshop RAW, Corrupted with Wordpad and opened it at half the original size in 32-bit mode. Pretty cool effect.

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Found in my brothers stuff. Don't know how to open it, or even if it can be opened.

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My mom literally busted her head open, it took close to 109 stitches to completely close it up. She found out nearly 20 years later there had also been minor damage to her eye.

Shatter

Lace teddy! It opens in the perfect spot ;). [F]ull body pic in comments. If you guys want, I'll open it for you ;)

gonewild

[Gifted] RageMaster16 for winning my nsfw contest. Funny story. I gave this to a friend for her sweet 16 because I thought it was a regular massager...her parents were there when she opened it

Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

UPS man dropped off package to my apt. I assumed it was mine and opened it immediately, its actually for my neighbors...not sure how to give it to her now...

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This almost 30 year old pussy hasn't been (f)ucked much, can you tell? If I can tell you like it, I'll open it up a lil ;)

gonewild

I found an old SD card, opened it and this was the only file on it

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Some of you boys were really eager to stuff my asshole with your big white cocks. Here's the [f]irst glimpse of my pucker together with that meaty clam opening it's mouth to show it's pink inside

gonewild

Merry Christmas. Here's my package unwrapped. It was hard when I opened it.

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You take your key slip it into the door and open it to see this what do you do?

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Closeup of the speculum alllllll the way in. I open it up and then spit deep inside her, take it out and then (f)uck her hard, she loves it.

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NSFW DO NOT OPEN IT IS NOT THE DLC DO NOT OPEN DO NOT

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[NSFW] I knew it'd be trouble when I noticed it was a picture message from an unknown number - I foolishly opened it anyway

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Do I need longer bars for my nipple piercings? Ive had them pierced since March, The left side hole is not closed around the bar, its more open. It does not hurt it just looks like its not healing. Is this because the ball is pressing into it? Should I ge

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Does it really matter what I put here? You'll open it anyways. :)

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My sealed, limited edition retrospective Life Magazine of Gene Wilder just arrived and I'm seriously not even wanting to open it because all the emotions will start again. But I want to read it all.

gonewilder

This is what the right eye looks like as of right now. Half way open. It will be opened on 3.2.17 and the left will be shut. Sorry about the bad pic. It was the latest one I could find!

MedicalGore

MFW I open a bag of freshly popped popcorn and stare into it as I open it

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Did anyone manage to get the full version of this snap from Proxyfox's story today? It was removed as soon as I tried to open it.

StreamersGoneWild

I opened up Grindr out of curiosity and I received this message upon opening it (might be NSFW)

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Some of you asked me to open it. Is it ok? (Japanese)

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You'll have to open it to see it all :) (OC)

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Eat it, open it, fuck it...

GuysFromBehind

Got this for my dad as a gag gift. It was on clearance for 6 bucks, down from 35. What should we do with it after we open it?

u_chicagobears2019

Recently sent a pic I took for my boyfriend to a hot classmate. Noticed he opened it but hasn’t replied it yet. What do you guys think of the pic? [F18]

gonewild

Found something great at the library - can’t wait to open it up and get lost in it.

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Sent this to hubby then found out some guys from work seen it when opened it oops lol.

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Instinctually grabbed this at the store, it even makes the pffftt sound when you open it

popperpigs

Wife texted this to me at work today. Yes a co-worker saw it when I opened it.

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My mom ordered a "cute" shirt from Threadless a couple weeks back. When she opened it, she didn't understand why I couldn't stop laughing. She had no idea what it meant

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[Image] Noisy PS4? Open it, clean it, add fresh thermal paste. It's dead silent now.

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Do you motherfuckers know how low I've had to stoop today to try and give away my 2004 Nissan Sentra? It's got 100k km, a broken light, one puncture in the back seat, and a trunk that cannot and should not be opened. IT'S FREE. PLEASE TAKE IT! Here's a ge

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Having a little fun ?? my clit was just just throbbing and I could feel it swelling up as my pussy gaped open ? it’s obvious how big my clit is getting from this angle ? the bigger it gets, the more excited I am to share it with you ?

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I love to see you ass with my strapon in it… open it wide, it’s coming! [oc]

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I love to see you ass with my strapon in it… open it wide, it’s coming! [oc]

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Sometimes I’ll get a Snapchat from my gf and rush to open it, just to remember that my buddy and her swapped bodies for their swap course. She thought choosing him as a swap partner would be better since they’re friends, but he’s been using it to tease me

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Whatever you're gonna open for that, open it wide (m)

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I was doing my best pretending to be my gf after the swap. Her friends seemed fooled so far. One of them asked me to come to the bathroom with them, and as we walked I got a text from my gf. Opening it revealed a dick pic. Even though it was my own dick,

bodyswap

I[f] only you knew what a turn on it is to open it this wide for you guys...

assholegonewild

Mommy had a special present for me this Christmas, and I guess I may have gotten a little ahead of myself and opened it too early. Oh well, part of the present was fully submitting to me, so it's not like she can do anything but complain.

HentaiAndRoleplayy

Pool time. Too cold to swim and still cleaning it but excited to open it!

HotMoms

She was a true believer slavegirl: "Open it and they will cum in it" was her motto.

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