Jizz

The Onion posted a cartoon of Moses, Jesus, Ganesh and Buddha having an orgy on a bed of clouds. Facebook took it down 14 minutes later.

religion

My chest hair looks like an onion o.O

ladybonersgw

Creamy potato soup w/ celery and onion from scratch. In a bread bowl bitch.

drunkencookery

I'd eat onions out of that booty

girlsinyogapants

Bacon, Chicken Cutlet & Onion Mac and Cheese

drunkencookery

ATTEMPT TO CARE: pan seared scallops with jalapeno, onion, garlic, bacon. And some Thai simmer sauce. Pair with cheap wine.

drunkencookery

Atomic Buffalo Turds and Onion Bombs. DC-inspired!

drunkencookery

Don't cry when you cut "these" onions

SimplyNaked

I Made Onion and Jalapeño Meatloaf

drunkencookery

Salmon burger on onion poppy seed Ciabatta roll, with beet/mushroom salsa, sliced beets, and an egg in an avocado. Because why the fuck not.

drunkencookery

Steak, Jalapenos, Cheddar cheese, tomatoes and onion quesdilla

drunkencookery

Havarti and green chile bacon burgers on an onion roll with Stone IPA mustard. SO MANY SMELLS.

drunkencookery

Started as a drunken stupid beetroot, mushroom, onion and chilli post. Ended up terrified by the can of scary mushrooms (l-r an Alien, a horse and a massive penis)

drunkencookery

Ass Like An Onion.

ass

[50/50] A Man Throwing Onions at his Ex-Wife (nsfw)| A Very Tasteful, Beautiful Makeover (sfw)

FiftyFifty

Does stilldrunk count? After a night of my signature Mexican Car Bombs with a domestic dispute chaser, I present, the Breakfast Cast Iron Pizza! There's turkey sausage and bacon under the cheese, and the sauce is an onion gravy made with tomato bouillon a

drunkencookery

Pesto pasta with garlic, onions, and squash.

drunkencookery

Contest Entry: Chili cheese nachos with home fried tortillas, guacamole, salsa, sour cream, cilantro, jalapenos and green onions.

drunkencookery

French Onion Soup

drunkencookery

Pinto bean soup cooked with onions, garlic and smoked pork neck with home made corn bread.

drunkencookery

Beer battered Tilapia and onion rings

drunkencookery

Sweet Onion Booty

nsfw, OnionBooties

It was going to be super fucking cold here this weekend, so I made French onion soup before going to the bar on Friday. It's gone now. And it's currently still -20F. :(

drunkencookery

[Spoilers for Onion Friend] I feel like there's more to this room than meets the eye

stevenuniverse

What we all thought that VHS tape would say [Onion Friend Spoilers]

stevenuniverse

At least now we know why Onion steals coins.

stevenuniverse

A perfect monstrosity to accompany Thursday morning beers. Some type of crust stuffed with pulled pork, hashbrowns, caramelized onions, pico de galo, pasta sauce, and cheese. All topped with eggs.

drunkencookery

Durchii said I need to leave this here...strange guy...anyway, rosemary/dijon/balsamic kebabs with squash/zucchini/onion veggie blend with my personal dressing.

drunkencookery

pasta with chicken livers and onions

drunkencookery

I made mozzerella covered steak, then took some hamburger rolls, smothered them with garlic-herb butter, toasted the buns and steak on grill, threw in some green onions that I have growing on my windowsill, ripped everything up and threw it in a bowl and

drunkencookery

The definition of a onion ass!

ass, breastsubever

Fucking gourmet shit. Lamb pizza with feta/red onion/kumara and butternut hummus,with a mint yoghurt drizzle and cooked on the bbq. Yeeeeeeah.

drunkencookery

My fridge smells horrible because someone in my house is a filthy onion lover.

onionhate

My friend sent me this. Onion lovers have gone too far!

onionhate

My school let onions ruin chicken

onionhate

UNFORGIVABLE violence towards onions (NSFL)

OnionLovers

Videogames while showing her onion booty

pawg, whiteass

That's the look of a girl who loves onions on her burger

OnionLovers

Fumbled the blooming onion, not the sauce

OneInOneOut

Big 'ol onion booty make the world cry

SlimThick

Got cheese in Berlin. It came with a sad surprise. Thankfully my husband is a horrid onion eater.

onionhate

[humor] The Onion’s sister site gets us. #goals

HighMileageHoles

Psyche Emma - Onion Booty

HungryButts, thongs, ass, BubbleButts

5 Onions to make a grown man cry

CuteLittleButts, TopPicsNSFW

Proof that onions are ass

ConfusedBoners

My tits are like onions... [open Shrek RP] [F]

gonewild

Cutting onions

Aprons

An ass like an onion

lingerie

Union admits onion too strong to further the agenda

CheekyBottoms

When your shaved steak sandwich, NO FRIED ONIONS, shows up like this. Guess I didn’t need to eat dinner.

onionhate

As if there's such a thing as "the right onion"

onionhate

Not peeling onions

homenudist

Sneezed while Julienning onions and lost the nice chunk of my thumb.

Wellthatsucks

Not the onion

trippinthroughtime

Booty onions make you cry

worldpolitics

This English restaurant has opened in the *checks notes* Japanese district of downtown AltBoobWorld. They do delicious bangers and mash with onion gravy, bubble and squeak, or a Full English Breakfast

AltBoobWorld

Thats an organic onion right there. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on momentgirl.com to contact me! Tiktok julypussy

ThickandBBWJeans

How many The Onions knockoffs is too many?

TheRightCantMeme

People are like onions...they have layers. [wholesome] [implied rough]

VanillaCaptions

More onions, less politics indeed

worldpolitics