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For all those people telling me to read the bloody redditquette: You don't understand! I tried. It's just that my new reddit theme is...well,a little...distracting [NSFW]

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My friend tried to troll me using the new Facebook layout...counter-trolled! [NSFW]

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Boyfriend surprised me with a new Kindle 4, just wanted to show it off! NSFW

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My friend texted me his new salary to rub it in my face... My response (Potentially NSFW)

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Fox news introduces me to my new favorite band. (a little NSFW)

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Friend asked me to take a picture of her in her new scarf, so I did [NSFW]

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The new way to say "wash me?" (NSFW)

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This new Android update finally lets me put my phone to good use (NSFW)

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I was talking to some idiots about my new shoes (I'm in red) and this guy starts on me. [NSFW]

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My friend asked me to format his HD and upgrade his RAM. I left him a new wallpaper too. [NSFW]

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I think my new sex toy wants to kill me. [nsfw]

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My gay friend was trying to show me new underwear he found. I went browsing through the website and found this gem. Why? (NSFW)

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My brother is out of town and ordered a new guitar. It just came in the mail today and he wanted me to take a picture holding it. I sent him this. NSFW

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Friend mildly inconvenienced me and my girlfriend by asking us to feed his fish... Enjoy your new wall mural. NSFW (hope he sees on reddit first)

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tried a new steakhouse... i think the bread was happy to see me (perhaps NSFW)

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I've been seeing all the cool stuff you all do for awhile, and it inspired me to try it out on my new chalkboard table. maybe NSFW?

Lettering

Ready fit my bf to fuck me with my new pedicure nsfw

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Care to help me make the best wedding gift for my new wife ever!? slightly nsfw

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Hit a new low the other day. Thought it might be fun to draw me? [Nsfw]ish

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Please draw me in Anime/Cartoon styles. Feel free to put my face on a new body! NSFW welcome as well!

DrawForMe

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