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[IFF] There's a lot of posts about relationship issues, I just thought I would break the mold and say my boyfriend is amazing and everything I could ever ask for. Not too hard on the eyes either ;)

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Make them fight, and maltreat and degrade each other to your enjoyment (not as an order; just as a condition if they don't want to lose your love and the benefits from your male superiority). Be creative; you can previously tell them to say a few nice thi

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To the guy who says to feed your girl when pissy, not just for men...

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My friends say my ex was crazy for cheating on me, but they're my friends. Are they right or am I just not ladyboner material?

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And a rear view too, just seeing as it's been so long. Don't say I'm not good to you eh! (F)

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It is odd, it says it is her, it appears to be her...I'm just not sure. Perhaps it is the natural looking hair that is throwing me off

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I'm not sure if I'm just super sheltered but I can't say I've ever seen this before.

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Wife coming back from the minimarket.. she told me her nightgown kept falling like this in front of the cashier... she says theres no problem because it's not the first time it happens. That shit made me jealous... but for her it's just a funny anecdote.

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Hello, goodbye? I'm not sure why everyone can't just be cool. Because of some awesome (and eerily specific threats from a fellow user) I wound up clearing my account and may be saying goodbye to posting, at least for a while. Sorry! Here was my [f]irst. S

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(M) well I'll be back going for my run just hoping that's not a turn off. But none can say I'm a deadbeat I'm in my kids life and take care of them

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23/27 FM4A Looking in the Tulsa area, not picky but please include a picture in your message and say a few more words than just “Hey.” Looking to meet up for drinks and maybe check out Syn this weekend! (I get like 100 messages so send pictures and tell m

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[30/M/157lbs/5’ 11”] First post, just found out about this sub / Fresh outta the bath after row machine workout / Smart scale says 10% body fat, but I’m not sure I believe it

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We are aware of a crosspost error that says this sub does not allow crossposts. This is a glitch. Just refresh the crosspost page, and make sure our icon shows up in the sub drop down menu.

Artistic_Hentai

We are aware of a crosspost error that says this sub does not allow crossposts. This is a glitch. Just refresh the crosspost page, and make sure our icon shows up in the sub drop down menu.

Artistic_Hentai

[f]First time here, just me and my totally not fake cleavage passing by to say hi.

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My wife says she's leaving me because of my obsession with karaoke. I said "Fine, go on now go, walk out the door, just turn around now, because your not welcome anymore...."

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"Oh my god you cant be serious, i'm not doing this" I say with Kelsey's mannerisms and way off speak, i was only just put inside her body but my mind was already being affected, it was a losing battle between Kelsey's ditzy personality and my own.

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Wife wrecked into a jeep the other day. Thankfully she's OK, insurance says Blue may not be so lucky and could possibly be a complete total... If that's the case, then I guess I'll have to just buy her back and drive her til forever! And you should see th

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