Jizz

I just got interview on Naked News. No idea what I said. [MIC]

pics

Snapped this on the highway yesterday. Submitted to my local news site. Check out the submission credit.

4chan

Bad news mom, closing the shower curtain does nothing. [NSFW]

funny, NSFWmomoftheyear

One of my old friends teaches and performs pole dancing. So, once in a while, photos like this pop up in my FB news feed.

pics

Good news, everyone! *In Professor Farnsworth voice* I made myself come using my [f]ingers!

gonewild

The first thing that came to my mind after reading the news about breast better without bras

funny

Perfect timing? This was caught on a local news weather camera.

pics

[50/50] News Report Gone Wrong (NSFW) | Rollercoaster Suicide (NSFW)

FiftyFifty

This just showed up in my news feed... As a female, I can (shamefully) confirm.

funny

My name is Edward Snowden. I come bearing bad news. It is to my understanding that /r/circlejerk has been compromised by the NSA. The only thing I am able to inform you is that if a post is marked with an 'OBAMA' tag, OP is a faggot. Link post because I l

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o[f]fice news

gonewild

Saw this on my news feed on fb this morning. Thought you all might like it! "Zombie Ariel"

MakeupAddiction

Stumbled across a chinese news site, So glad Chrome can translate comments. [NSFW]

funny

My news feed delivers.

facepalm

World Cup news according to the Reddit's front page

funny, nsfwonly

BREAKING NEWS: The cop that shot and killed unarmed teen Robin Williams in Ferguson has been identified as former redditor Unidan. Here is a picture of the killer. [NSFW] [NSFL] [TRIGGER WARNING]

circlejerk

The difference between Swiss and American news media [NSFW]

offbeat

NY Daily News disgraces Satsuki-sama's glorious name (slightly NSFW)

anime

"And up next on Action News... my tits!"

OnOff, treatemright

The difference between Swiss and American news media censorship [NSFW]

interestingasfuck, BakaNewsJP

[50/50] Amazon Prime Air Delivery (Drone) | Reporter records a murder during a news segment NSFW

FiftyFifty

For some reason, I prefer to get my daily weather news from Mexican television

WatchItForThePlot

The cable news brain drain was on every TV this morning at the gym. Apparently I'm "intolerant".

AdviceAnimals

OP finds out some bad news

4chan

Fox News says Emily Ratajkowski showed some serious skin at some event... Apparently the writer hasn't done their research.

NSFWFunny

In related news...I fucking hate judgmental people!

ImGoingToHellForThis

(18) i can't wait to visit the pnw again. some o(f) the most interesting & genuine people i've ever had the honor of meeting. in other news, I'm naked again. :)

gonewild

Between this FCC nonsense, the stress that is watching the news on any given day, and so much more, I hope you'll join me in just being thank[f]ul for some good rest, great food, and bountiful boobs. ;) [Banner] Happy Thanksgivinging!

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# Fake News

ImGoingToHellForThis

It was not shocking news when she called me twenty years later.

ImGoingToHellForThis

Lewd Polar Vortex [WLKY News]

rule34

Spread the news

hentaimemes

This day in 2015, 200 Christian college students in Kenya were murdered by muslim terrorists. President Obama (whose family is Kenyan) never mentioned it only FOX News.

The_Donald

BIG NEWS

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Hot news lady.

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Did you hear the NEWS? My onlyfans it's 55% OFF! Hurry Up ! ??? Link in comments

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Just wanted to spread some love and spread the news that there’s a still a few hours left to get 40% off! ??

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(Pokemon Go News) Lugia with Aeroblast is now in 5 star raids

PokePorn

Big Titty News. ?

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As the royals are in the news, may I present Lady Amelia Sophia Theodara Mary Margaret Windsor. 40th in line to the British throne. Here's hoping she makes it.

celebnsfw, u_Sasha_likes_the_lewd

Breaking News: Ever Given is stuck again

anime_titties

In other news, I’m still taking photos and stuff. ?

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