Jizz

oh my [nsfw cause of boobage]

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Must train my girlfriend to do this. (mildly NSFW)

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Does this dress make my butt look big?

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why MY friend doesn't let me use his drumset anymore....

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Skittles - Taste my Rainbow (Fixed so we dont all go into epileptic shock) [NSFW]?

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If only her webcam was my face :\

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whenever she holds a hanger... my thoughts exactly!

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I don't know what this is, but I found it on my hard drive while cleaning it out.

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I'd be proud if this was my daughter NSFW

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Rudolf Cosplay - My favorite Xmas pic now animated

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I must go! My people need me!

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one of my fav scenes of all-time... Natalie & Mila [semi-nsfw]

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Something warm for my cold cold cake day.

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From now on, when I call my friends "Dickbeard" I will think of this

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Just some of the finer ones I've collected in my 600+ days on Reddit. Oh, and one is NSFW.

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Hey bro, my liver hurts.

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When I'm pooping and the water back-splashes to hit my ass (NSFW)

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Whenever I show off my moves in front of a girl I like (NSFW)

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kiss my aasssssssssssssssszzzzzzzzzz

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LET MY PEOPLE GO

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Sir, it's thicker than my armor!

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It's my cake day; here's some jugs. NSFW

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What my first handjob felt like. [NSFW]

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When someone tells me that my fly is open

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If that's all my maid did, I wouldt even be mad

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I think I know why my pants are shrinking [NSFW]

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Oh My Jiggle!

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Do these stripes make my ass look big?

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I can't decide which part is my favorite

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"Do these spandex make my ass look big?"

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Cartoons were different in my day and age.

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This is my special lady's growing baby belly ♥ 1 pic a week

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Missed my cakeday last week. So here's boobs.

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here I am putting in my scleral shell (eye shell) may be NSFL

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Let me just rub my balls on you forehead...thanks

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Lord Have mercy on my soul

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someone tells me that my cleavage is distracting.

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I took a picture of my Christmas tree and Google Auto Awesome did this.

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I'm not usually creepy enough to save these to my computer but goodness [NSFW]

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How some girls at my gym work out [NSFW]

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Just getting my boating license

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To the person who's friend was in the e-cig commercial, I present my friend's Korean rap video

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I would demolish her beige daisy with my wedding vegetable

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I know what I'm doing for my next birthday. [NSFW]; PG-13

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Oops, I dropped my [f]luffy towel

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I can not concentrate on my exercises

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I am just polishing my ben ...

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and my wife wonders why I enjoy watching the movie Pitch Perfect with her

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yep, my saturday plans

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Oh my, so much bounce.

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Porn on my hand

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Oh look a pretty girl I guess that's...OH MY GOD

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This NSFW Cherry belongs in my mouth

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oh my fucking god

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32 years later, I guess I should thank her for sparking my interest in science.

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[NSFW] Timelapse of my thumb healing from a laceration.

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I'm about to loose my head over this.

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Took a field trip with my kids to Learn about the human body! Dear God...

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