Jizz

We came in from my birthday and cooked everything in our freezer. Scampi, fish fingers, chicken dippers, chips and curly fries

drunkencookery

It's been a while... I suppose I should come up with some dry, sarcastic title, but frankly, my brain is fried from finals. So here's me without a shirt. And please, nobody wants to get PMs... Or do they? ;)

ladybonersgw

Sneak a peek while my boy[f]fried isn't looking

gonewild

I wish my Whataburger fries came like this.

nsfw

You guys get the good stuff - Direct link to my NSFW The Kentucky Fried Movie album with 82 High-Quality GIFS

badmonkey0001

One-upmanship is tough to type while drunk. My drunk fries!

drunkencookery

Cornflake battered fried chicken with brussel sprouts and cheddar biscuits (gluten free because my roommate is a bitch)

drunkencookery

x-Ray of my arm after running for French fries then tripping

Shatter

Whatever, my brain is fried. Love me?

gonewildcurvy

DuARTE made s'mores with my Marshmallow Nexus 5!!! PRAISE DUARTE for frying Marshmallows

androidcirclejerk

I'm in my 40s. I'd like to thank genetics and fried food for making this moment possible.

GoneMild

I'm an adult, with hamburgers and fries on my underwear.

MaleUnderwear

What am I doing with my life.... deep fried shrimp in cheese sauce...

drunkencookery

Fuck me like fried potatoes on the most beautifully hungry morning of my god-damn life. [F]

gonewild

It's Fri-yay and I'm feeling festive! 60% off all of my premade [vid]s! I'd also love to tell you what I think about your cock [rate]! [fet] friendly!

Sexsells

I love frying eggs on my vulva!

badwomensanatomy

Can my asian fri get some load on her face?

cumtributes

I made smiley fries for my sexy little

ddlg

I made smiley fries for my sexy little ???

littlespace

Waiting For My French Fries

gonewild

Starting my day off with shibari and fried egg sammies <3

ddlg

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u_Rice__Titties

(f21) I've been studying for like 11 hours straight, my brains too fried for a clever caption..

adorableporn

Exactly how i like my fat squirrel, salted and deep fried

fatsquirrelhate

"If I covered my dick in egg and breadcrumbs and deep fried it would it taste like a battered sausage?"

footjobs

Hey Siri, play Fried or Fertilized (p.s. I like my eggs fertilized) <3

knockmeup

That night, my wife (48) and I (50) had used The App to spend the evening as teenagers. I was amazed when she ordered a big burger with so many fries, until she reminded me that thanks to The App, she didn't need to pay attention to her weight anymore.

OldAgeRegression

I'm posting this picture while stuffing my face with fries. How's that for being a Real Girl?

RealGirls, rearpussy

I'm posting this picture while stuffing my face with fries :)

boobs, sexyhairnsfw

Your girl wanted some McDonalds and I told her "only on one condition!" (I also dipped my BALLS in her ICE WATER and SWIPED a couple of her fries between my ass!)

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taking a break from my examqcos my brain is fried! give me strength lol

BiGoneMild

This is the Hello Kitty outfit I wore to a pajama party two years ago. I had to stand on stage for a costume contest. It was so embarrassing since my shaft was pointed up. Everyone in the bar could see my full size. I won first place for best PJs, but fri

Sissies

*new photo of Elixir Black on Insta feed* GETS TRIGGERED -sighs- *unzips pants* *5 minutes later my balls have been completely drained and my brain feels fried*

ElixirBlack

Just started embracing my curls even though my hair is kinda fried??

CurlyHairNSFW

I’ve learned too much terminology and now my brain is fried

bdsm