Jizz

When I was a child, I use to pick these up and hold them in my hand. Yesterday, I learnt that they secrete hydrogen cyanide when threatened

mildlyinteresting

Motherfucking corn pancakes...yes, corn. This is something i got from my mother as a child. I assume she was drunk when she came up with this. Also, i cleaned my stove for you fuckbags.

drunkencookery

I remember marvelling at this in the British Museum as a child, amazing by how preserved it was after thousands of years. My son just pointed out to me that you can see his bum hole.

pics

Oh My Sleeping Child The World's So Wild...

ass

When I was a young child I would use my hand and trace it to draw a turkey, look at how my art has advanced with my body! Happy turkey day and enjoy them giblets!! NSFW

funny

So excited! My first post to /r/childfree! My best friend sent me this child rearing gem this morning!

childfree

NSFW How do I exfoliate or treat this in my skin between my legs? Due to negligence I never had proper hygiene as a child. Now as an embarrassed adult I want to fix it. Any help or ideas?

SkincareAddiction

Smut in my Amazon search results while searching for D&D! Not suitable for my 34 year old man-child eyes!

funny

This is me I'm 27 and I have had one child. I have been feeling down on my self. I want to know if I still have it. My husband says I'm perfect.

WouldYouFuckMyWife, AmateurCollegeGirls

My 27 year old wife's cunt after one child.. ruined. Any one want let me.try a new pussy?

WouldYouFuckMyWife

Nice little outing with my lady and my furry child!

ABDL

My newborn child drew this...

dragonsfuckingcars

Found this on my Facebook feed. She's 18 with a 3 year old child.

trashy

[SPECIFIC] My first child is in NICU and my wife and I cannot be with him very much. I know it's hard, but please remove the medical equipment?

PhotoshopRequest

This awesome team helped my wife have an amazing experience delivering my first child!

daddit

25F, 5'7", 184lbs. I have recently had given birth to my second child. I've been struggling to accept my body. Depressed. I do plan to work out once I get clearance from doctor to do so. You may give me tips for a more healthy diet and exercise. TY.

normalnudes

[F21/5'6/102 lbs] I'm annoyed because I don't think my body reflects my age. I think I look like a child.

normalnudes

The child thought he could hide from my huge cock. I ruptured his insides with my throbbing, huge nigger cock. He screamed and cried but deep down inside I knew he liked it :^)

superwackytictacs, ImmenselyWackyTicTacs

My Mom When I was a Child

BBW

When I was a little princess, I was a very naughty child and I loved cocaine more than I loved my (f)amily. I eventually married my gf from down the street when I was 5 years old..... the story just gets more queer from there....

Altdudesgonewild

[PPPD-728] My Fiance Is A Man I Despise Who Cums Inside Me Day After Day Until I Bear His Child.. ~The Jackhammering Never Stops, Whether I Cum Or Not~ -1080p- Starring Julia

JavDownloadCenter, suatsuh

Success: My Paki Wife Pregnant by my White Boss - She messaged me and said "I am carrying how his Child in my Womb and I love IT" They lock me out and use our marital bed for sex.

wifesharing

"I was 17 and pregnant with my first child, and then 18 and pregnant with my second child, now I'm 19 married with two beautiful girls and I'm fixin to start school."

TrashyFacebook

"I was 17 and pregnant with my first child, and then 18 and pregnant with my second child, now I'm 19 married with two beautiful girls and I'm fixin to start school."

TrashyFacebook

As a young child, I was very upset there was no Starfox plush. My mom helped me make one. I just found it deep in my dresser.

gaming

TIFU redditors. I just saw a porno of my mom (Happy mom's day) being drilled by some man (I think it's bernie) while another girl (her bff, Hillary) ate her out. They have rise to an autistic orange man-child. It really happened. Please believe me. My cat

circlejerk

YES! I found my showerbeer people! Fulton's Child of Vine

showerbeer

Cant help wanting to bang my close friend’s beautiful fiancée. Shamefully wanting to get her first time pregnant, as well. Getting to see her give birth to mine/our child. Deserving her to be my woman.

jobuds

I have always fantasized about many men forcing themselves on me while telling me "I belong to them".That they "own my body" and I will birth their child, not his. Basically talking down my bf while they dominate me ;)

forcedbreeding

I'm kinda proud of my hips lately... got that whole child bearing look to 'em ?

traps, u_shedpm58, u_Fatootaloops

I was tired of my boss making my life a living hell, so I decided to have a little revenge. I decided it was time to mix up his family. I swapped places with his daughter to turn his perfect girl into a wild child. She was all for it, too! Who wants to he

bodyswap

What if I became pregnant with your child. My large nordic mammaries providing for our children with my motherly nectar. And we do it all again. My only purpose is to fuck, get impregnated, and raise genetically strong babies. [F24]

gonewild

I (23F) want to be cornered in the shower at the pool and forced to submit and carry your child. Claim my body without my BF knowing.

forcedbreeding

"As a child my only entertainment was watching my brothers playing Crash Bandicoot, and [Coco] always seemed very cute ? (Glitch_C4t)

BandiCuties

kathrynforyou Imagine my tits swollen and leaking, and my flat stomach bulging with a child I never wanted

MancysMuses

What black king wants to impregnate my young, fertile, nordic womb. My husband and I will happily raise the child

WhiteGirlsGoneBlack, BreedingMaterial

"I am a single mother in my 30's. I lost my job during the pandemic and I [sell my skank ass online] to pay rent and feed myself and my young child. I'd prefer NON-SEXUAL friendship, but won't respond to non-purchase inquiries."

WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

"I am a single mother in my 30's. I lost my job during the pandemic and I [sell my skank ass online] to pay rent and feed myself and my young child. I'd prefer NON-SEXUAL friendship, but won't respond to non-purchase inquiries."

WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

This suit and the black and white hide my very special attributes. Thankfully, you can still get full color shots of my fabulous, big breasts and full on ass parade. Fun fact: This pic was taken right after my 4th child. Mild looking MILF, but THE AWESOME

gonemildcurvy

What do you think? I want to hear the truth. I have an ugly abdomen. I am very thin and my body looks like a skeleton. Also, my genitals are like a child's.

normalnudes, sph

Drinking my morning coffee, trying to see if “ the Child “ had a subreddit...

guro

LF Mono Source: "My body has begun to ovulate from all the foreplay, so my uterus is ready for child rearing", "And if you ejaculate inside me with such force...", "I will most likely scream out like a pig in heat, spilling fluids from all my orifices and

HentaiSource

LF Mono Source: , Listen up, ok? My body has begun to ovulate from all the foreplay, so my uterus is ready for child rearing. And if you ejaculate inside me with such force... I will most likely scream out like a pig in heat, spilling fluids from all my o

HentaiSource

Pin my petite asian body down and bless my womb with your child

forcedbreeding, u_imperialMNL

This NSFW ‘Joke of the Day’ that showed up on my six-year-old’s iPhone. I have parental controls turned on and disabled other forms of internet browser access. Before anyone says ‘wHy DoEs YoUr ChILd HaVe iPhOnE’, it’s my old one and he uses it for games

mildlyinfuriating

This NSFW ‘Joke of the Day’ that showed up on my six-year-old’s iPhone. Before anybody says ‘wHy DoEs YoUr cHiLd HaVe IpHoNe’, it’s my old phone he uses for games. All parental controls are on and I blocked all other forms of internet access.

mildlyinfuriating