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This butter is pooping

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Broken glass looks like a penis. NSFW

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It was recently brought to my attention that I have a third nipple. I had just been calling it a birthmark. Slightly NSFW.

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One pot, two lives. [x-post from r/weird]

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The most encouraging billboard south of Salt Lake

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Found a bunch of old playboy clippings in a Van Morrison album bought at an auction (nsfw)

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This model on this cup is actually wearing a bra (NSFW)

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The ice in this bottle melted into a NSFW shape.

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The back bruise from a lightning strike

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My change from Tesco

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The Video I Was Watching Was The Same As The Ad On The Page

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Amazon lists the price per 100g for sex toys (nsfw)

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Turning a lava lamp on for the first time. Yes, 'turning on' is ambiguous here.

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My penis ice got a little excited

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I have an oddly realistic pair of boobs in my hardwood floor, plus a few other things. (Semi-NSFW)

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One of my employees picks up appliances to move them.

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My chopped yellow pepper looks like a pair of breasts (NSFW-ish)

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NSFW Penis, scrotum and thigh separating men's underwear for 360 degree friction protection. Translation - your junk won't stick to your leg.

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There's a Peeps store near Washington, DC.

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Played Cards Against Humanity with the family, this was my mom's response to my (black) card..

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This [NSFW] page from my psychology book

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[NSFW?] Have two cankersores under my tongue. They look like a pair of balls.

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This selfie stick image search result. NSFW bonus

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Bleach stain on my duvet cover looks like a cock dropping a load on the flower print (nsfw)

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Fleshlight uses Good Girl Gina in their advertising.

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Jurassic Park: The NSFW edition.

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They stitched his fingernail back on [NSFW]

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Robert Bliss, commissioned artist for Magic the Gathering, snuck penises into many of his works. Here are some examples.

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A tourist shop in the Canary Islands, Spain was selling these vulgar toys [Slightly NSFW]

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Anyone know what this is for? Saw it at a local Daiso. [NSFW]

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This Unicorn has a penis

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Spotted Boobs While Driving NSFW

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Doesn't seem very PG

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I found my X-Ray from when I broke my hip, and it shows my penis. NSFW

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My beer foam made a poor prediction for the evening.

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Rocks gone wild

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Dallas Anti-Trump protesters left this sticker "Don't grab my pussy" on my restaurants tables yesterday!

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Some "quality" stitches I got after a router accident.

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This is a vag badge.

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My slightly NSFW view from the plane.

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My friend has a stress boob.

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All of the animals mentioned on this interpretive sign sound mildly sexual.

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Salt and Pepper shakers I saw in an antique shop. NSFW

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While sorting through my bead collection, I found this very subtly NSFW one involving amorous llamas

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Poor tattoo artist

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My chicken nugget looks like a cock...

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This spin bike handlebar looks like a baboon admiring his erection

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The taint locker!

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Gave me chills

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This carrot in a twist

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This bell pepper my wife found looks like a smaller pepper flashing its genitals.

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