Jizz

Shake that rassle-bassle-assle like you know you MEAN IT just like back when we was kids on the STAIRS.

cosbyporn, funny, WTF, FiftyFifty

I decided to have some {f}un after a shitty day at work. ( I mean that literally, i'm not even kidding.)

GoneWildPlus

Got told this was a horrible boob job. Sorry kids, they're natural. Just because they're round and perky doesn't mean they're (f)ake! I'm proud of these beauties!

gonewild

Got told that this was a horrible boob job. Sorry kids, these are natural. Just because they're round and perky doesn't mean they're fake. :) I'm proud of these beauties.

gonewild

Beastmade, married with kids, still plowing anything and everything. (And I mean anything)

photoplunder

girl, just cuz you got it don't mean you gots to flaunt it on the public beach where there's little kids running around. stay classy

CandidFashionPolice

Uh oooh a thick body just infiltrated the skinny body section... This. Means. Warrrr... Just kidding :D

gonewild

[50/50] Mean man bullies a kangaroo (Not-NSFW) | Little kids help an old lady briefly ride a skateboard

FiftyFifty

Hunter's excuse for Chyna not going into the hall of fame: "Kids will google her name, and find offensive material". Here is a side by side google image search comparison of Sable and Chyna. So that means that Sable will never be inducted? [NSFW]

SquaredCircle

I mean, who hasn't played this as a kid before?!? This was the clear winner...

cardsagainsthumanity

New top (wearing my skirt up high means even bbw me can buy kids tanks)

littlespace

A whole new meaning to kids meal

cardsagainsthumanity

My kids wouldn't approve of this, but being a mom sometimes means giving people what they want! (f)

gonewild

Santa clause can spit in my ass and (f)uck it all night if it means better presents for the kids!

gonewild

Being a busy mom means we settle for quickies and being bent over the kitchen counter while kids are napping or outside playing.

realmoms, milf, cumsluts, popass

"Hi kids. I'm Kid Klown. And you know what? It looks like that mean old magician, the Night Mayor (get it? Night-mare?) has klown-napped my funny family. So I'm going to play a joke on the dude. But I really need your help. Because he lives in a wild klow

MySecretDiary

Is this what the kids mean when they say “double fisting”

chickpeasyx

(M) Man IDC if y'all expose us that just mean y'all was watching me.whole time I've been on this site for years.But if y'all trying kill me or run in my crib while my kids here I'm shooting bra frfr. I wanna take all the shit I got on the sibmianal to the

gonewild

Fuck you! ... I’m totally kidding. I think what I mean is [f]uck me ;)

altgonewild, LegendaryLegs, ShadyParadise

I'm a language arts teacher and singer-songwriter on the side. It's nice to be reminded how much we mean to our kids.

Teachers

(M).i mean damn yeah it's me damn you can't see my face if you me..who.tf else look like me my damn kids tf yall.think going on like this is fake. What's fake is the love Mfs give in reality. Im me and i.dont give a fuck. It's y'all living fake lives not

gonewild

Indoor recess all day means the kids are going to be crazy... Wish me luck [F]

gonewild, JustTheTop

You know Mrs. Gomez means business when the kids get sent to the playground.

taboocaptions

Oh you mean like this? You kids and your art projects

EbonyMILF, u_grasscutlow, u_HangerF009

(M) she talking about marriage,,,More kids, she only have 1 kid. on car on place. We just seeing where we both wanna be right now. Ans yes I did enjoy myself Last night that was the most peace I felt in a while. I mean I can see myself with her. We just m

gonewild

(38) The kids are in school, that means it's play time for Daddy

DadsGoneWild

Just cause I like being called Daddy don't mean I want kids

GoneWildTrans

i love to suck and fuck a baby daddy. if a girl has to trap him with a baby that means he got good dick for sure. we be locked up in my room fucking all night and you know he don't be thinking about you or your kids when he be deep in my booty either.

u_blackbeauty_1991

My kids are at their grandparents place. Which means I‘m getting dick today.

milf, NaughtyWives, BigTitsSmoothPits

Just because I teach kids ,doesn't mean the adults can't enjoy ..... First Attempt at something classy for a change.. though Naughty comments are always welcome

amateur_shemales

"Just because he has me naked and bound and collared doesn't mean he can ... oh, who am I kidding?"

bondagehumor

Kids away for the weekend means this is how I'm spending my time. (39)

DadsGoneWild

I mean I do have kids but this concept

u_thepurplemooose

Gloryhole visit means another chance at a kid :)

UnfilteredCaptions, breedingcaptions

First time here! Monday means kids are back to school and I can play during the day!

gonewild30plus

I was at work when I had a bad feeling. I was pretty sure I leBt my spell book on the counter instead of putting it away. I mean I’ve told both my kids several times not to touch it and they’re both college aged, so they should know better, so I’m sure it

bodyswap

When i was a kid, This motion of mom meant that 'Don't forget brush your teeth before go to bed' But now, This means different thing.

MomSonIncest, u_No_You926

THE KID -> CHAPTER 2: Altar Of Prometheus ? Their master had cum, meaning new life was coming to the forest.

u_GrowlBoysHD

You wish I was staying at your hotel right? No kid staycations means a FUN time!

HotMoms, onmww, realmoms, u_sonsuz48