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The reason why master chief sucks at halo

gaming

Drew a picture of the Master Chief discovering the final Halo 3 Easter egg.

halo

This tape measure looks like Mr. T, or maybe Master Chief, and has a Big Johnson, because tape measures everywhere today.

mildlyinteresting

So I asked Cortana about Master Chief, I wasn't expecting THIS. NSFW spoilers

gaming, halo

Wanna master chief some of that OG ODST? before I grab you by your plasma grenades and fuel rod, jackal you off, and make you grunt. Don't ghost me, I don't have genital wart hogs.. P.S. don't have a needler dick ?

gonewild30plus

[Discord] [Reddit] I would love to watch my Spartan girlfriend's fat ass jiggle as she gets railed from behind by Master Chief's huge throbbing cock until he cums balls-deep into her womb

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