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Oh hey, didn't see you there ;)

Oh hey, didn't see you there ;)

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Ever had a Badger-hug?

Ever had a Badger-hug?

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*muah*

*muah*

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Okay! Everyone put your keys in the bowl!

Okay! Everyone put your keys in the bowl!

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Well? It ain't gonna cover ITSELF in Marmite...

Well? It ain't gonna cover ITSELF in Marmite...

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Did it just get a little 'otter in here, or is that just me? ;)

Did it just get a little 'otter in here, or is that just me? ;)

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BEST. DAY. EVER.

BEST. DAY. EVER.

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Please allow me to... sett the mood... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Please allow me to... sett the mood... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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*Pats patch of grass next to me* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*Pats patch of grass next to me* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I'm so wet right now...

I'm so wet right now...

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I LOVE to get dirty ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

I LOVE to get dirty ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I do like a tasty wiener ;)

I do like a tasty wiener ;)

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I put the Bad in Badger!

I put the Bad in Badger!

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Watcha thinkin' bout...? Me? It's me, right?

Watcha thinkin' bout...? Me? It's me, right?

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Wanna see me mount some wood?

Wanna see me mount some wood?

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The best kind of badger is a Wisconsin badger

The best kind of badger is a Wisconsin badger

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Welcome to the lovesett ;)

Welcome to the lovesett ;)

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Psssst... I'm not wearing any underwear...

Psssst... I'm not wearing any underwear...

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I'm baaaaaaaack!

I'm baaaaaaaack!

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When you weren't ready

When you weren't ready

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Turns out I'm not at much into bondage as I thought...

Turns out I'm not at much into bondage as I thought...

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Thirsty work!

Thirsty work!

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Vid of me touching myself while in the bath ;)

Vid of me touching myself while in the bath ;)

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Whooooo Hooooo Lets Gooooo!

Whooooo Hooooo Lets Gooooo!

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Hands up if you love Badgers!

Hands up if you love Badgers!

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When you're creepin' on bae but the grass isn't long enough

When you're creepin' on bae but the grass isn't long enough

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Crouching Badger, hidden Marmite

Crouching Badger, hidden Marmite

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Hey... Can you smell coconut?

Hey... Can you smell coconut?

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Oh hey there... Does the Marmite match the Badger?

Oh hey there... Does the Marmite match the Badger?

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T H I C C

T H I C C

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When you get your coat all shined up for Bae-dger, but then she cancels

When you get your coat all shined up for Bae-dger, but then she cancels

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When Bae needs a REAL badger she doesn't look to europe, she looks to Wisconsin.

When Bae needs a REAL badger she doesn't look to europe, she looks to Wisconsin.

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When you find a special rock to give to Bae-dger, only to discover that she already

When you find a special rock to give to Bae-dger, only to discover that she already has like 1000 of them

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Marmite, 21/M/IdontknowaboutcountriescosImaBadger

Marmite, 21/M/IdontknowaboutcountriescosImaBadger

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Bae says I'm letting myself go, so I've been hitting the gym!

Bae says I'm letting myself go, so I've been hitting the gym!

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Help, I'm lost! :(

Help, I'm lost! :(

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I don't wanna go to school today...

I don't wanna go to school today...

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Come inside... Straw's warm ;)

Come inside... Straw's warm ;)

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Tfw you stub your toe

Tfw you stub your toe

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Just about to hop in the shower!

Just about to hop in the shower!

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Screw this hibernation stuff, I need Marmite!

Screw this hibernation stuff, I need Marmite!

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Baby, it's cold outside...

Baby, it's cold outside...

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When I give you this look, you know... That... That I'm looking at you.

When I give you this look, you know... That... That I'm looking at you.

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Join me in the bushes?

Join me in the bushes?

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When you accidentally open the selfie cam

When you accidentally open the selfie cam

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I'm really not a morning mammal

I'm really not a morning mammal

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That satisfied feeling you get right after you devour that wood...

That satisfied feeling you get right after you devour that wood...

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I mean, I'm not saying that I'm literally Jesus, but...

I mean, I'm not saying that I'm literally Jesus, but...

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Oh hi, didn't see you there

Oh hi, didn't see you there

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Let's get dirty!

Let's get dirty!

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Dude, someone stashed a bunch of porn in this log!

Dude, someone stashed a bunch of porn in this log!

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When an uninvited guest stumbles upon the orgy

When an uninvited guest stumbles upon the orgy

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Just trying out a new shampoo!

Just trying out a new shampoo!

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Oooh, you make me live...

Oooh, you make me live...

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Merry Christmas everyone! <3

Merry Christmas everyone! <3

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Sneaky grass Badger is watching.

Sneaky grass Badger is watching.

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...This will get me the job, right?

...This will get me the job, right?

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Givin' you the eyes through the bluebells ??

Givin' you the eyes through the bluebells ??

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Opening up the fridge for the 18th time today... Stay at home, folks!

Opening up the fridge for the 18th time today... Stay at home, folks!

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