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Brushin mah teef is hard

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I'm an airplane!!

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Clearing an already empty mind with a little yoga

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These are called Boobs. Boooooobs

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Wide eyes, big heart, can't comprehend

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"Why does it feel funny where I poop?"

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He fucks her asshole so she doesn't spawn another retard

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World's favorite nanny struggles to understand why she's not taken seriously

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No idea why this outfit makes her nipples so fucking hard

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She's just glad she's paid by the pound

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Sloth likes Snickers bars

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Very apt description of Lucie, courtesy of /b/

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Attempt to make her less retarded.

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Where will you be with the Ambien kicks in?

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If fucking retards is outlawed, only outlaws will fuck retards

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She thinks she is making milk shakes

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Not the best way to stop a stroke, Lucie

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I wish someone would let me out of here. :(

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Got an A on her oral exam from the door-to-door gynecologist

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Am I lactating Nutella?

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She likes it when Yoplait with her titties

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Your microphone is leaking

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More of a Gump rope, really

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Thousand yard stare, 8" at a time

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[gif] Titties

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Semen of Christ, father?

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Thigh-sized ta-tas

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Much like at the food bank, she was fired for taking taste-tests at the sperm bank as well

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Takes Black Cock

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Snatch-ka-bob

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This VR gaming sure is lifelike

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Earthquake test.

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She thinks she's losing weight

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What better to complement spider arms than butterfly tits

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My eyes are up here, but really far to each side

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She learned on the internet this is the best way to lose weight

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Found something interesting in /r/vbg: Madge Bellamy - Silent Film Actress c. 1919

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After a long day of shooting, the entire crew worked together to give her a protein-rich smoothie

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She's trying to squeeze it back out through pressure

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Another one

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She thinks she has taste-buds in her puss, and that dick tastes like chocolate

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Will it really taste like chocolate when you've finished?

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Is this when you put the grass and sage brush in my crotch crack?

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In rare cases, chlamydia can create large volumes of white discharge

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"Confirmed, I taste akin to Ukrainian new lady friend aperture" - Courtesy of Google translate

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Riding cock o_o

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Starch mask cream

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She thinks his washboard will make her clean

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What is your Lucie Alignment? Check this chart to figure out where you're at and then you can put it in your user flair.

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She thinks this makes her tasty toe invisible

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Woefully unaware of what a vacuum does

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He paid $3,200 to be in this shoot!

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Her improv class said this is the perfect "double-honk"

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Smiling: there was an attempt.:)

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I figured out what she is, a robot

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