Whoever pulls it out will be the King of England
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Fell for the ol' "Wet Nurse Job" on CraigsList scam
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She likes it when Yoplait with her titties
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Not happy with her Comcast installer
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She's been asleep for almost two hours
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Damn that's a lot of jizz
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She only agreed because he said he was James Franco
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I don't care if she is dumber than a bag of hammers, she's welcome in my bed anytime.
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She thinks it makes them poutier
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If I don't do this, my clothes will disintegrate. Trust me.
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I've found a cure: FaceApp
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She thinks she has taste-buds in her puss, and that dick tastes like chocolate
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No more of this, "Look at this new competition for Lucie" BULLSHIT. -- Post Lucie Wilde Only.
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Whose boobs are those? They're yours! Yes they are! YES they ARE! Good girl!
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"I finished cleaning the house, What's next?"
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"Do boobs go there?"
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In search of her G spot, she discovers her O spot
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Somebody told her breaking off her head would fix back problems
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"Confirmed, I taste akin to Ukrainian new lady friend aperture" - Courtesy of Google translate
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So you say this is a test for the new underwire bra?
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Perfect posture, according to her hetero-path
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Door to door mammogram
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Apparently Lucie got a new job as an ad model
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Deer in the headlights
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I'm still smoking, but my hypnotist said we need more sessions
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As retarded as her outfit, but I'd still fuck the living daylights out of her and those tits
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"Where is your nose?"
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She's a modest devil. Firm, but fair.
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Who wants fapjacks?
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Pretty sure this is how face cream works
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Scales of justice say Boob outranks Snatch-grabbery
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Not even sure she knows where she is
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Her agent convinced her this was Pokemon Go
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Green is fun. Normally I only see blue balls
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So I hold up the house and you push into me to keep it steady?
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She refuses to take a bath without her favorite rubber-ducky
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Drowning in her own sexiness
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Pretty sure this is how sex toys work
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The inner machinations of her mind are an enigma
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Checking for lumps is part of healthy titties!
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Throat mammogram proves inconclusive
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Weight lifting makes spaghetti arms less noodly
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Lucie still hasn't figured out how to use Japanese toilets
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What are two things you think will make you middle-class?
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This makeup artist will "set" her work by numming the canvis…a num num num!
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She wonders what all the fuss is about
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I can already taste the three foot dildo, can I take it out now?
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Finally got to live out her lifelong dream of being a hotdog bun
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Happy Birthday!
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Nastatitties
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It's like she doesn't even know it's in there...
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I figured out what she is, a robot
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Lucie gets a job testing the durability of exercise balls
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Hmm
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Hmm!
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Feeling It!
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Gif #1
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Brush Your Teeth
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Waiting
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Play With Her Melons
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