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What he said. What I said.

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He asked for a pic, right?

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I died at bue.

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Unfortunate autocorrection.

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I feel like sometimes I'm not nice.

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Get that thing out of my face. Where are my nachos?

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I think this was a good way to reply to a stranger.

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My profile mentions that I'm a solider. This is the kind of stuff I get on a daily basis...

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Run, you clever boy.

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I have candles...

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Beef Lasagne

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Wait... What month are escorts born in again?

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After we exchanged numbers... Uhhh... What?!?

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This is Grindr on a Friday night.

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That is a penis

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Best ice breaker I've ever encountered

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A real gentleman.

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Dick-tatorships

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I'm 25, he's 18 (or at least claimed to be)

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After not speaking to a FB for a few months, this isn't how you start a conversation…

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What can I say, we're a hot commodity

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I think he's conflicted...

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This guy figured it out! Problem solved!

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yikes

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When Grindr gets you down, say it with limericks

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I HATE when people cheat at minority bingo

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Honestly, that was an awesome response back to mine.

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When you high af

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These bros ain't loyal

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I don't think he's referring to Pokemon preferences

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Video Games

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I'M STRAIGHT, DAMMIT!

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Oh ok

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Guess it was worth a shot

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Oh okay

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Went on a date and got this totally-not-creepy message

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That's a conversation

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What Level of Denial Are You On?

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How fucking full of yourself can you be?

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READ BIO

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"haVe a FaCe pIC oR I blOcK YoU?"

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He's confident.

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That's definitely the first thing I wanted to see

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Well, he did say *any* pic..

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I am proud and ashamed...

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Went on one Grindr date with this guy and then politely said I wasn't interested. A couple weeks later he sends me this.....(I'm Ian)

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i'm actually really boring--sorry!

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Finally...

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No face. No details. Just this interaction

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But C++ is so much sexier!

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Gay_irl

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This happens too fucking often. Some guys just can't handle the fact that you go to work, class, the gym, etc. and have a life outside of chatting on Grindr

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