Jizz

FUCKING BLACK METAL IS MY LIFE BITCH

spacedicks

What the fucking fucking fuck? NSFW, Not Safe For Lunch, Not Safe For Life, Not Safe For Anything. Get the eye bleach ready. Seriously. You've been warned. (You're going to look anyway. You know it. I know it. So do it and get it done already.)

guns

I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis.

nsfw

for the restless exhibitionist who says "FUCK modesty. fuck fear and inhibition, judgment and tradition, and any other backwards voice condemning you unclean." if you too reclaimed your life, con[f]ront the day with me.

gonewild

FUCK THIS GUY...... if you're gay and it won't affect my life at all

atheism

Fuck you sign! You can't tell me how to live my life!

firstworldanarchists

Fuck you Capri Sun you can't control my life.

firstworldanarchists

Fuck you q-tips, you cant rule my life!

firstworldanarchists

Fuck you word count requirement! You don't know my life.

firstworldanarchists

Fuck it, I think I'll stick around here for a while. I don't remember being so turned on in my life. xox

dykesgonewild, RealGirls, TopBabes

She said she was getting bored of our sex life and wanted to fuck other guys. I agreed, as long as I got to fuck them too.

Bisexy

Fuck it, I guess this is my life now

NSFW_loveandsex18

This is for rambler! ♡ you're so awesome! To you fuck heads messing up my favorite ladies: fuck off and kiss my ass. Too many sexy ladies have left because of you idiots. Get a god damn fucking life.

GoneWildPlus

Fuck this never buying clears again, blues is life

MechanicalKeyboards

Fucking shut up, your life is cum now

nsfw_funny

raBID LION Suddenly infected BY TEH ZOMBIES, EATS HIS LOVED ONE ALIVE like A VAMPIRE!!!! [NSFL, SERIOUSLY, FUCKING SERIOUSLY WILL FUCK YOU UP FOR LIFE[

PeopleFuckingDying, hitmanimals

Is this life imitating art, or art imitating life? Regardless, taking this made me horny as fuck...

chastity

IT'S MY FUCKING LIFE, NOT FUCKING YOURES!!!!!

DIRTYNATIONX

sometimes life gets fucked up, that's why i get fucked up?

gonewildcurvy, NakedCurvySluts

Fuck this reject piece of crap. Get a life, OUTSIDE the community where nobody has to ever see or hear your dumb ass again.

Ice_Poseidon

Fucking asses of tall women is extremely satisfying. That's why i wanna pound Cameron Diaz's ass for the rest of my life.

JerkOffToCelebs, celebJObuds

i was able to get a quick shot of one of the shifty fucking bastards who hang out in the parking lot by work. the motherfuckers chased me to my car. barely got away with my life. be careful people, squirrels are fucking dangerous

fatsquirrelhate

Fuck, she looks like real life fuckdoll. Just look at her face. PM

jobuds

"Oh, fucking great! I'm about to be sexually assaulted by the love child of Skeletor and Snake Plissken, on the set of the chainsaw scene in Scarface... What the fuck has my life come to?!"

AnnoyedToBeBound, u_cdarwin57

[bull] [fuck my life i made another spelling mistake] [life is bad]

xxxcaptions

You have $5 for the titty fucking of your life, Debby Ryan(Insatiable)/Hunter King(Life in Pieces)/Eva Green/Jennifer Lawrence/ Chloe Bennet(Agents of Shield) / Selena Gomez/ Eliza Taylor(The 100)/Chloe Moretz/Vanessa Hudgens ... (Starring shows in case y

CelebEconomy, u_Keeper741, u_Sleeper751

Life is pretty fun when you’re a Bull, from meeting to fucking all in a few days.

Cuckold

fucking my wife while telling her what you pervs say has been the best sex of our life (wickr: freshteencunt)

jobuds

I need a sick fucked up misogynistic bud to help me ruin Cardi B's life with our cocks. Lets show this dark skinned fuckmeat what her true purpose in life is and it sure as Fuck ain't rapping. Kik swimsuitfuccubus for dark maledom chat

jobuds

Fuck my life

MechanicalKeyboards

(m) Wanted me out the crib, to live dumb, reckless, ignorant, and be a fucking drunk. Nah nigga. Even out the house gym is life. I am life tf. He tried though watch your friends who say hating shit in a joking way. That shit is for real I swear To my God

gonewild

Fucking this gorgeous blonde girl with my Asian cock was one of the highlights of my life

raceplay

Life is like a dick, when it gets hard "fuck it".

gonewild, gonewildcolor

What a sexy look. I want to marry her and I know she won't even let me touch her once in life. All that look tells me is that she is gonna fuck bbc for life whenever she wants and my beta cock can only jerk off hearing her moans.

CelebCucking

// I AM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS NO MORE SPEEDING I'M GETTING HELP WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID I FUCK UP MY OWN LIFE SO BADLY & SO COMPLETELY OF MY OWN ACCORD // (psychotic letter-poem)

u_CutesieSusieQusie

Fuck it, been skinny my whole life. Let's see how much longer that lasts lol. 1 upvote = 1 pound I'll gain. 1 comment = 5 pounds I'll gain.

gainers

Amber Heard! I want to hate fuck this cunt so fucking hard! I love jerking off to her and I would have her wreck my fucking life! I want to hate fuck this cunt so fucking hard!

JerkOffToCelebs, celebJObuds

Fuck my ass like your life depends on it

ass

This one has 2 jobs. Everyday she's milked, fucked, milked, fucked, and so on. She alternates those 2 jobs for a 16 hour shift, 7 days a week. In her off time she's a dutiful mother teaching her daughter necessary life skills like cooking, cleaning, pain

RaceplayIsFun

You never thought Porn could take you this far, but now it's taking over your life and you watch more of it each day and you can't stop rubbing for it. There's no turning back now, you're fucked for life.

girlgooners, u_urcuckoldbully

Life's too short to wear pants all the fucking time. ?

SunDressesGoneWild

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nsfwbuys, Sexsells, AdultBuys

Fuck the life out of me, daddy? ? ?

FemBoys, BBCsissies, WhiteSissification, StraightToSissy, GoneWildCD, Sissies, men_in_panties, boypussy, GuysFromBehind, manass, sissyplace

Fuck the life out of me, daGdy? ? ? Panties have left the chat already

men_in_panties

i fucking love my life everything is smooth and perfect i am literally the happiest person on this planet depression? whats that never heard of it im just happy all the time 24/7 never stop being happy forever my life is¨ so perfectt

Addictedtotheneedle

Fuck the life back into me.

HeavenlyHentai

"Hey dude, do you know Kirito, the guy that freed SAO. well my headgear got a little buggy and i ended up in his sisters body. apparently she is also famous has super strong stats. but ive been really horny so do you want to fuck me in real life or fuck m

AnimePossession