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I smoked last night and drew for the first time. I call it "Perception".

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Dropped a cabinet door on my foot last night. They now call me Mr. Deeds.

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(m)y last girlfriend used to call compression shorts "mangerie"

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You don't want last place in our fantasy football league. We call it Pinky.

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My last girl called it the squealer

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I call this "The Last Hurrah"

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(NSFW) Had a hemorrhoid for the last couple of days. After bleeding heavily, it now looks like this. Should I call a doctor?

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My last post bombed pretty hard and I got called gross. Never give up on your dreams!

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Will you call me and tell me what would have happened had we made eye contact on the dancefloor last night?

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[NSFW] Finished at last... and sorry to those of you who didn't make it. I call it "how to solve reverse racism"

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Here's the last one I've been holding out on. I call it: Murica

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My sister received a call from her son's 4th grade teacher last night.

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One last ride before the conference call ends...

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Thanks everyone (f)or rebuilding my confidence after my (ex?)-boyfriend called me fat! A few showed me your hard cock infront of my last picture so I sent them to him so he could see my body does make guys hard! Everyone was asking for the front, so here

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Broke my favorite sleep-wear plug last night. Close call!

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Well, I figured out why you're supposed to call the doctor if it lasts more than 4 hours (NSFL)

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Loved all the degrading messages and name calling from last post earlier today ;p [F]

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Had to give one last 19yo a tribute before calling it a daddy

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'I'm a smokin hot gentleman. Call me maybe.' I'm making a Xmas calendar full of dicks with puns. Visit my Picus Dickus pozible campaign to help. Last Christmas I gave you my heart. This Christmas I'll give you my dicks.

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I had a dream last night where I got locked out and had to walk totally naked to town while my neigbors stared, pinched my nipples and slapped my ass and called me a slut, kinda like that game of thrones scene. So I figured id let reddit take a turn at st

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A tucked-away cave called False Kiva in Canyonlands National Park lit by stars and the last scraps of twilight

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In cases of an erection lasting longer than 4 hours... err, call a redditor?

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Warning: doing the nasty may lead to intense blushing. If you intense blushing lasts for more than 4 hours, call your doctor immediately.

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I met a woman last night who offered to show me a trick. She called it "The Bullseye". Only in York...

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TIL There are some Teachers you can't call by only their last name in the hood

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Gertrude Winters, the town's oldest living resident, has been reported missing by her family. She was last seen exiting Gilligan's Bar after enjoying her evening whiskey. If spotted, please call the Winters immediately. Do not approach her, she will whack

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[20M] Lost around 66 pounds (30 KG) the last 6 months, been called chubby my entire life. First picture is me back then. What do you think of me now?

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My date got called in to work at the last minute, so I guess i'm spending the afternoon on reddit

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The last girl we fucked said my dick pics were so good they should be called dick portraits lol What do you think?

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my last bf called me a PAWG. Me: doubt (tf)

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Rode one of my FWB when I got home from the bar last night. Strangers were hitting on me all night but I wanted no condom so I called my FWB

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This F(Asian) wife drank too much last night! I hope I was a good at the party! I found this pic on my phone so someone had fun with me. My pussy, ass and head all ache this morning. Oh dear - calling in sick again. Going to be in bed all day wondering wh

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I got in a big fight with my dad last night that ended with him wishing I would be more mature. This morning I woke up I’m bed next to him but he was acting like everything was completely normal! Even my sister was calling me mom! I found out that I’m 54

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(Ex) Lesbian Slut Update: Told the guy last night about my adventure and he agreed to help me... by calling a few friends over, and they all take turns fucking me, leaving me sore and leaking cum, and bringing my total number of cocks serviced to 10!

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(32/f)....hubby got in a fight with garbage man last week...I was so embarrassed and felt bad...so this morning I called him in quickly and apologized...this is the moment of swallow....seems to for here lol

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They call me Judge, my last name is Dredd. If you break the law, I won't give you head. [F] ?

GWNerdy

I'm in a Facebook group called Hunt Showdown Worldwide and last week I asked the community various game-based questions (weapons, ai, stats, etc.) to give new players an idea of the current community-based meta. Here are the compiled results:

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My last Coding exam today calls for a celebratory nude

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Neighbor [F62] called me [M19] over last night and that escalated into our first fuck. While she had never had a big cock, she was starstruck by my 10" long and fat cock.

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⚠️$5 (LAST COUPLE OF HOURS)✨Masturbation • B/G • Anal play • Games?• Sexting • Customs • Chatting • Video Calls • Daily posts | LATINA |?

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Just call me an Oreo because I was double stuffed last night.

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Just call me an Oreo because I was double stuffed last night.

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Just call me an Oreo because I was double stuffed last night.

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One last jerk before I call it a day

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One last jerk before I call it a day

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It’s been awhile (weeks) since we last fucked due to personal reasons but fuck it felt amazing being back in that seat Latina pussy. She made me cum instantly. Her husband comes home late and drinks himself to sleep leaving her craving some dick. She call

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