Jizz

This movie introduced me to Queen as a kid.

Music

So I'm just a kid watching two chicks washing a bike and getting it on. ME GUSTA (NSFW -ish)

pics

[NSFW] When i was a kid, "The Graduate" introduced me to the phrase "nipple tassels".

gifs, Boobies

I wish girls did this to me when I was a kid

AnimatedPorn

Reddit, when I was a kid I destroyed a picture of my mom's siblings who have passed away. Can anyone help me fix it?

selfpix

Of all the fantasy girls on here, this is the real deal to me. 21 yrs 5 kids later she(sorry ladies) is hotter than all the rest.

gonewild

Speaking of sports impact on kids, this always had an effect on me growing up that continues to this day... [Slightly NSFW]

pics

One of you guys gave me gold over a comment I posted so to show how much I love this sub, I drew a MS paint Heart Boner (Kid Icarus 1)

gamegrumps

I don't normally like success kid because I'm a bitter woman, but this made me happy.

AdviceAnimals

Let me be straight up with you guys. (F)or PM sake. I am 36. Married w/ kids. But, I need someone to fulfill my sexual preference, fantasy. I want to be a sub. I do not prefer to "get off" with you over the internet, i.e. skype, kik. I am looking for one

gonewild

If anyone's interested in a nerdy college kid, let me know ;)

GuysGoneBitcoin

Just finished schooling some kids in basketball, any takers on jumping in the shower with me??

ladybonersgw

Just me celebrating my 'CakeDay'(I hate that term) not my kid BTW.

RedditDads

Thick dick kid ;) see more of me at carlisleinc.tumblr.com

MassiveCock

I don't care if it has some horrible congenital disorder and claims to love me, I'm not letting this predator near my kids

punchablefaces

I was told that an intern volunteered to stay late with me tonight. Smart kid. (F) 47

BestFreePorn, OnlyHotMilfs

My ex-scene kid best friends tits got me tonight

JizzedToThis

I was about to go to bed, but even after two kids, her pussy still makes me hard

JizzedToThis

Not bad for a skinny white kid, huh? Follow me if you like it

penis

Not bad for a skinny white kid, huh? Follow me if you like it

averagepenis

Hello Poppet, is that a pen in your pocket or are you just excited to see me? Haha, just kidding I know which one it is. Silly Dilly, it's the pen, you're not that big.

financialdomination, mistress

Hello Poppet, is that a pen in your pocket or are you just excited to see me? Haha, just kidding I know which one it is. Silly Dilly, it's the pen, you're not that big. I should know, I'm your nurse after all.

mistress, brokecollegegirls

43F, 5'10, 220lbs - Three kids left me with this fanny pack, but been in the gym and trying to learn to love my body. First post... Please be kind.

normalnudes

Post kids. What do you think? Critique my mom bod for me.

MILFs

Trying hands-free prostate massage. Help me cum before my wife and kids get home. Kik is same

jobuds

[44f] Today is my 44th Birthday. Married for 20 years with 4 kids. My Husband said I should post this because you would all help me not feel so old. ???

RealGirls, randomsexiness, BustyPetite, CurvesAreAwesome

My time before the kids drive me crazy

ratemycock

Allow me to serenade you in the nude. Just kidding, I can't sing but we can fuck!

ladybonersgw

Let's play. If you beat me, I'll suck your dick. If you lose.. ah who am I kidding, I'll still suck your dick.

FuckGaming, u_Bluberx, u_jollyrogerdick

33(f) married with kids. Kik me Sarahs242424

gonewild

47F mom of 4, sometimes I need some attention. My husband tells me how sexy I am every day, but between work, kids, and all of the stress in the world right now, sometimes it's hard to feel that way.

mombod

My sister has been dressing me up since we were kids... look at us now ?

FemBoys

19 smooth twink kid send me something sexy @sknybo twinks+++

GaySnapchat

4 kids later. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on momentgirl.com to contact me!

braandpanties

NSFW well those poor kids. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on momentgirl.com to contact me! Tiktok eliselouvat

SuddenlyIncest

2 kids later you still smashing. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on momentgirl.com to contact me! Tiktok julypussy

amateur_milfs

2 kids later you still smashing. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on momentgirl.com to contact me! Tiktok julypussy

amateur_milfs

2 kids later you still smashing. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on momentgirl.com to contact me! Tiktok julypussy

amateur_milfs

What is up with obese single mothers and mulatto kids? She also says she's looking for someone "who loves her daughters as much as she loves me"

WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

ready for you to squirt your kids in me ?

knockmeup

"GODZILLA CAKE" If you a 10 a g type of nigga then this weed aint for you lil bro...This that shit you hit two or three times and you already high type of shit! Smoke the whole blunt if you want to feel like you did when you was a kid again! Hit me up and

DogHoes, StonerProTips, GrowingMarijuana

"Wanna squirt your kids into me?" posted by u/Yanaa4 in r/Slut

BetaPornBot

"I will never forgive you" i shouted at this homeless man. I saw this strange man giving something to this homeless man. he instantly looks at me and now im fucking him outside my house. wait my children are look! "dont be scared kids, he is my new husban

animehypnosis

Stephanie, Cindy, Christy, Tatjana, Naomi. An iconic photo (by Herb Ritts) of the super group of supermodels of the time. This photo is just as mind-blowing to me today as it was back when I was a kid. My mother was a fashion designer & my room was pl

boudoir_community