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"Only the fairest of m'ladies can bear true witness to the classy linens with which I euphorically adorn myself."

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Now THIS is how to woo a m'lady!

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M'birthday

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Behind the mask.

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M'iPad

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UFC star Josh Barnett finds himself a waifu NSFW

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No beard, but a great point this fine sir has got.

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cultural appropriation awareness for Halloween [NSFW]

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That feeling when your new katana arrives from Amazon

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Eau de renfaire (NSFW in Utah and Iran)

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Can't let those funDIEs misappropriate credit for m'waifu

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Brony Fleshlight

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"A happy couple spicing up their sex life" NSFW

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Our prayers have been answered

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MFW I have to explain atheism

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M'penis size (NSFW-ish)

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Noticing the good things

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Who needs gf, when I can fuck M'waifu?

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A true love story!

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M'sexy pony.

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M'lady, I would "do" you depending on your personality and willingness to provide your telephone digits to a good gentle-sir.

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Gentlemen, we are about to enter a new age of finally dating 3D!

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M'Renamon.

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The ideal waifu [NSFW]

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Your fake funDIE god is a mass murderer who doesn't exist!

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Showing all m'ladies I'm TAKEN with a new shirt

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The show's target audience is young girls around the age of five

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Not a chad. Not amused.

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Helping fellow gentlemen m'asturbate

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Pencil sharpener for gentlesirs

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Holy shit

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A slightly different approach that popped up on my Facebook feed.

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Got milk? [NSFW]

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Always thought these were fake until I saw this gym on Facebook today

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Chadbros will never understand. #niceguy

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My Little Debauchery: When Neckbeards Outgrow Their Toys

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When she opens up her universe to you (mildly nsfw)

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Smokes: cock, drugs: videogames

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Reddit neckbeard poses thoughtful insight

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Aesthetically pleasing like Angelina Jolie - a game she won

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I bet Chad can't do that NSFW

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Top cringe inanimate lovers - waifus, husbandos, and shit I don't know a name for

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Some neckbeard may be jacking off to this MLP art...

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Are you single

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nsfw subreddits have the best comments

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[NSFW] Fresh neckbeard tattoo

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Jizzus Christ...

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NSFW and NSFL. It's a MLP tattoo /Neckbeard "art"

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Drink me

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Even Amazon knows what Stacy wants

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OwO what's this!?

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Body pillow harem for an ultimate Gentilemsn NSFW

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I'd rather not know how they "came" to this idea.

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Is that from an anime?

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[OC] who needs women when I have sonic

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Found at the thrift store

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Imagine being kidnapped by this guy, and being forced to please him.

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The more you look, the worse it gets. I blurred out the license plate for privacy reasons, but it was a vanity plate phonetically spelling evil laughter.

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