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Okay, so I was playing Fallout the other day... Now I realise why it's not for kids (jokingly NSFW)

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There was this place I used to work at as an art director. Sometimes I would pitch an idea involving a penis with the word "POWER" tattooed on it. It became a running joke. The day before leaving for another job I was blindfolded and guided to the roof to

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[NSFW] A Valentine's day card, meant as a joke, for a lesbian friend. Written on the front: "It's V-day, time to spread the love! xoxo"

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After I took this picture I jokingly said "it feels like were at a water park" and now I'm packing for a day trip to Wisconsin Dells for Valentine's day

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I got jokes for days

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When my wife leaves town, I get bored. Six days into her vacation I joked "I'm going to have a formal dinner with the cats." Then I thought about it for a while.......

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Super slow day at work. And a long shift. Who has the funniest joke for me?? (f) (image)

workgonewild

Joke's on me for trying on summer clothes the day after Christmas...

Stuffers

She'd dated you for a day as a joke, but really, she just wanted to make her putting your sister on his cock sting a bit more.

bangmybully

Just something to freshen up your day (sorry for the dad joke...)

MassiveCock

I showed her some neckbeard things and jokingly called her m'lady. We arent going to see each other for a few days so now she is fucking with me.

BratLife

My gf and I are long distance, but we swap to feel closer. She made a joke about how gross my dick is so I’m prolonging the swap as punishment. It’s been a few days and now she’s saying she’s horny after not touching my dick for so long! Let’s see if she

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Until now, I thought she was joking, but it's true: my girlfriend really offered her grandma a day in her body for her birthday ! And during our summer vacations ! So I wonder if it was also a joke when she told me that I was allowed to let her grandma di

OldAgeRegression

Suddenly I received a snap from a "friend". I thought it was a bad joke, but the next day, she announced to me that she was no longer sure of her feelings for me and that she needed a break...

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[23 M4f] Apparently you don't like mother's day jokes, so.... Here's one for all the sisters ??

MassiveCock

This NSFW ‘Joke of the Day’ that showed up on my six-year-old’s iPhone. I have parental controls turned on and disabled other forms of internet browser access. Before anyone says ‘wHy DoEs YoUr ChILd HaVe iPhOnE’, it’s my old one and he uses it for games

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This NSFW ‘Joke of the Day’ that showed up on my six-year-old’s iPhone. Before anybody says ‘wHy DoEs YoUr cHiLd HaVe IpHoNe’, it’s my old phone he uses for games. All parental controls are on and I blocked all other forms of internet access.

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