Jizz

In honor of A Good Day to Die Hard, here's my tribute to John McClane. Done by Jey Collins, Adrenaline, Brick NJ.

tattoos

All these pictures of cocks are making me so horny! I had to break out big John. (my toy) [f] Hope you like ass!

gonewild

Serial killer John Wayne Gacy, responsible for the murders of dozens of boys, liked to dress up as a clown for kids' birthday parties. Behold. (No clown ever hurt anyone my ass.)

scaredshitless

You guys like *John Dies At The End*, *The Crazies*, and *The Sarah Conner Chronicles*? I got to spend most of my day today at Almost Human the special effects house behind these and many more!

horror

Local Jimmy Johns follows your order to the letter, and even offers a drawing to go with the fake name.

funny

Shots from 'Boogie Nights' compared to their original inspiration 'Exhausted: John C. Holmes, the Real Story'

movies

[Spoiler] How god damn awesome is superman going to be!? Geoff and John are going to blow this thing out of the water. The art.... The beautiful artwork.

DCcomics

You have to watch Father John, sometimes he tries to sneak more than one free Christmas lap dance

ChristianGirls

Happy Birthday to the gorgeous John Barrowman!

LadyBoners

She sure knows how to operate that John Deere

nsfw, countrygirls

I asked the Jimmy Johns guy to draw a Pokemon, and the Dugtrio he drew looks a little off...

pokemon

Oh no! John Cena has lost his "I voted!" sticker! Upbernie to help him find it!

circlejerk

There is a blind dank memer in our neighborhood and this boy (69 yrs old) walks his meme from one grass patch to another every day before school to make sure he finds John Cena

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Forget Oregon's Gunman. Remember the Hero Who Charged straight at Him. "The Cena to remember is John 'Bernie Sanders' Cena, who was shot at least 5 times while charging straight at the gunman in an effort to save others." Here he is in his last moments. [

circlejerk, MRW

Do you want to see a picture of John Cena?

circlejerk

TIL since the SNES wasn't powerful enough to emulate Bernie "Cory in the House" Sanders' inauguration/sex tape, it actually contained all the hardware of John Cena's dank meme machine without the screen. (Rick and Morty amirite?)

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Pocahontas giving John Smith something to be thankful for (oni) [Pocahontas]

rule34, disneyporn

Chel giving a thigh-job (john-doe) [The Road to El Dorado]

rule34, fitdrawngirls

Beth's solution to a drinking problem [rick and morty] (john doe)

rule34

This actual whore dresses up in full USA regalia to solicit Johns (from /r/realwhores)

trashyboners

(F) Earlier posting got me so horny...so I sent these to John. Now I just want to get fucked.

gonewild

"All Sorts: From the Lucious Tid-Bit to the bouncing Jack Whore - From the Bunter-in-Rags to the Gay Pompadour" - a depiction of four whores by John Raphael Smith (c. 1775)

VintageSmut

The post here turn me on so much, had to go to the porta johns pm welcomed

GayChubs

Who hasn't cum to the papa johns girl?

JizzedToThis, Braincels

Elastigirl hypnotically forced to fuck Violet (Incredibles)[John Doe]

disneyporn

Hannah John-Kamen is ready for all the boys to start fapping to her after Ant-man and the Wasp

JerkOffToCelebs

I should be packing and sorting clothing, but I got distracted ?‍♀️ [F20] As always, let me know if the gif isn't moving and feel free to mute the noise. I was listening to Elton John haha <3 Repost

gonewild

Footage of John Chau, a Christian missionary, attempting to make contact with a native tribe to teach them about Jesus

ImGoingToHellForThis

Hannah John-Kamen is quickly becoming my favourite woman to jerk to. She's absolutely stunning.

JerkOffToCelebs

I think my long johns might be too small to keep me warm in this cold! [F]

gonewild, SexyPlaid, u_4f504953414249544348, Irish_hiccup

These long johns are de[f]initely too short to keep me warm

gonewild, GoneMild, FantasticAss

I want to rub my face on John Cena's beefy chest and lick his hot sweaty body from head to toes

BigAndMuscular, Pecs, potatosalad

/u/ivalea stretches to take the massive John Holmes toy

HugeDildos

“What hath night to do with sleep?” ― John Milton, Paradise Lost

HentaiLesdom

[NSFW] She likes to grab my short barrel and get my KRISS all over her back when we watch John Wick.

weekendgunnit

Astrid (john doe) [how to train your dragon]

rule34, HentaiBeast

In Die Hard 3, John McClane is forced to stand in the middle of Harlem wearing a placard reading, "I Hate Ni**ers". In the TV adaptation, the sign is changed to read, "I Hate Everybody"

MovieDetails

I cosplayed at Fan Expo 2 years ago for the first time ever. Amazing experience and John Stewart is one of my favs. Decided to try it on again today and happy to say it still fits.

gaymersgonewild

Chloe Lattanzi (daughter of Olivia Newton-John) admits to having plastic surgery

bimbofication

I want to talk about John Cena's arms ?? Who wants to make me horny? DM

u_JonRau55

Anyone want to help me cum for Brandi or any other women. Would love to swap pics, RP or JOI. HMU kik is john_karlson

WrestleFapMeetUps

The best place for recruiting hot young men has to be at fancy parties. Although John didn't care much for luxury, he loved going to these parties and meeting new men. Join his journey through The New World.

u_GrowlBoysHD