Jizz

Whenever someone drives away from a car accident. Whenever someone is stealing condoms from a shop. Whenever a kindergarten kid has no friends. Whenever you are being attacked by a Vietnamese gang. He is there.

pics

That is some nice coverage he has there. His dick head is barely peeking through the tip of his foreskin.

foreskin

My (former) roommate is now incarcerated. He was a pretty avid redditor. Today, I received this in the mail from him. I wonder what he has been thinking about in there...

pics

Had the sexiest and (f)lirtiest waiter last night, and I think he's a redditor. If you're out there, this is for you!

gonewild

So there is this cute guy that might like me and he makes me kinda nervous (f)

gonewild

For my cakeday, this is my dog whose breed I'm not quite sure of, but he resembles a skinny rottweiler. See that grass there? That's the only patch he hasn't scraped his ass on.

aww

TIL There is a national vote (f)or a new Santa Clause. This little guy will be on the list and he promises one (f)edora (f)or all the autistic atheist children out there. One upvote = one vote. [SERIOUS] [NSFW] [OC] [DAE]

circlejerk

Surely you must know by now. Just look. There he is.

FearMe

During WW2, a GI helped liberate a concentration camp, and took photos. 15 years ago, he gave the resulting photo album to a survivor he met there. Here is one page from that photo album that the survivor let me copy. [NSFL]

pics

Went back to Enterprise today, he wasn't there. Why is it so hard to suck this guys dick?! (f)

gonewild

Slightly concerned about a member of my family who was out all of last night and most of the day, came in with his hair smelling of Mary Jane, ate his food like a madman before crashing out on MY bed. Is there a chance he's been smoking dope?

trees

My future boss send me a text saying he was impressed with my 1st answer. I'm confused I never answered him back. Now he wants to know if there is anything else I wanted to be "up front" about. My wife again sent him an answer without my knowledge.

AmateurWifes, wifesharing

My future boss send me a text saying he was impressed with my 1st answer. I'm confused I never answered him back. Now he wants to know if there is anything else I wanted to be "up front" about. My wife again sent him an answer without my knowledge.

AmateurWifes

Some say he is still out there, commenting, and that he will not rest until every casual has been corrected of their sins.

fatestaynight

In a relationship, either he is inferior or she is inferior, but they can't be both inferior or both superior (that is, in a relationship there can't exist authentic equality), cause it makes no sense

maledom

Since a superior Man needs no superior woman and He only accepts inferior women, there's only 1 way a woman can get accepted by a superior Man: by proving the superiority of her inferiority/femininity. And there's only 1 reason a superior Man is her best

maledom

Husband is out on a business trip and now I seem to be horny after he has left. Is there something wrong with me? Sorry for the quality.

wifesharing

HIFW he is putting on a condom and I am waiting there like

HIFW

I invited a friend over to play but I guess he was busy. Is there any one out there that can make me feel wanted?

gonewild

**SPOILER** This asshole is posting spoilers all over reddit in really odd subreddits. I've tried contacting Mods but is there a way we can make this guy's life hell...He's a real winner

StarWars

My dad showed me a picture of a famous cricketer from Sky news. He said "Is it me or is there a picture editor at Sky misbehaving?"

funny

This is a lot and all over the place, I do apologize for that. There are some NSFW things he says and there are some rape undertones.

creepyPMs

OMG I just took sooo much dick :) He wanted me to wear a leotard! So like 1. Thats sort of hot because there is NO way i can fit EVERYTHING into a leotard... and my ass looked almost amazing in one. But, 2. Like a leotard? Really? Kik is twistorshout #iph

sissykik

If there is one thing your bully hates, it's complaining. Everyone who knows him quickly learns that what he says is law.

bangmybully

Once the Breeding Ministry assigns you to a Muslim Master, you belong to him. If he feels like groping you, it is his right. If he feels like humiliating you in public, there are to be no complaints.

MuslimDom

Why hello there! Married Couple here M[29] F[27] looming to see if any couples are interested in sharing “sexual encounters” on Snapchat? He is a little bit on the heavier side with black hair and beard. She is thicker with nice ass and great tits! Both h

couplesgonewild

Why hello there! Married Couple here M[29] F[27] looming to see if any couples are interested in sharing “sexual encounters” on Snapchat? He is a little bit on the heavier side with black hair and beard. She is thicker with nice ass and great tits! Both h

couplesgonewildplus

Why hello there! Married Couple here M[29] F[27] looming to see if any couples are interested in sharing “sexual encounters” on Snapchat? He is a little bit on the heavier side with black hair and beard. She is thicker with nice ass and great tits! Both h

NaughtyWives

Why hello there! Married Couple here M[29] F[27] looming to see if any couples are interested in sharing “sexual encounters” on Snapchat? He is a little bit on the heavier side with black hair and beard. She is thicker with nice ass and great tits! Both h

cumonchests

Why hello there! Married Couple here M[29] F[27] looming to see if any couples are interested in sharing “sexual encounters” on Snapchat? He is a little bit on the heavier side with black hair and beard. She is thicker with nice ass and great tits! Both h

UtahCuckold

Why hello there! Married Couple here M[29] F[27] looming to see if any couples are interested in sharing “sexual encounters” on Snapchat? He is a little bit on the heavier side with black hair and beard. She is thicker with nice ass and great tits! Both h

Hotwife

Why hello there! Married Couple here M[29] F[27] looming to see if any couples are interested in sharing “sexual encounters” on Snapchat? He is a little bit on the heavier side with black hair and beard. She is thicker with nice ass and great tits! Both h

Adult_Social_Network

Why hello there! Married Couple here M[29] F[27] looming to see if any couples are interested in sharing “sexual encounters” on Snapchat? He is a little bit on the heavier side with black hair and beard. She is thicker with nice ass and great tits! Both h

hotclub

Why hello there! Married Couple here M[29] F[27] looming to see if any couples are interested in sharing “sexual encounters” on Snapchat? He is a little bit on the heavier side with black hair and beard. She is thicker with nice ass and great tits! Both h

AmateurSlutWives

Why hello there! Married Couple here M[29] F[27] looming to see if any couples are interested in sharing “sexual encounters” on Snapchat? He is a little bit on the heavier side with black hair and beard. She is thicker with nice ass and great tits! Both h

horny

Why hello there! Married Couple here M[29] F[27] looming to see if any couples are interested in sharing “sexual encounters” on Snapchat? He is a little bit on the heavier side with black hair and beard. She is thicker with nice ass and great tits! Both h

slutsofsnapchat

Why hello there! Married Couple here M[29] F[27] looming to see if any couples are interested in sharing “sexual encounters” on Snapchat? He is a little bit on the heavier side with black hair and beard. She is thicker with nice ass and great tits! Both h

SnapchatSext

Why hello there! Married Couple here M[29] F[27] looming to see if any couples are interested in sharing “sexual encounters” on Snapchat? He is a little bit on the heavier side with black hair and beard. She is thicker with nice ass and great tits! Both h

hotwifetexts

Why hello there! Married Couple here M[29] F[27] looming to see if any couples are interested in sharing “sexual encounters” on Snapchat? He is a little bit on the heavier side with black hair and beard. She is thicker with nice ass and great tits! Both h

WeddingRingsShowing

Why hello there! Married Couple here M[29] F[27] looming to see if any couples are interested in sharing “sexual encounters” on Snapchat? He is a little bit on the heavier side with black hair and beard. She is thicker with nice ass and great tits! Both h

wifepictrading

I stay locked for Sir. I stay locked for Sir because He likes it. I stay locked for Sir because it keeps my focus on Him. I stay locked for Sir because there is only one COCK between a Man and property. I stay locked for Sir because that COCK is His.

gaychastity

My bully forces me to record my girlfriend's hips and send it to him when he is out of town. He says that: "I might be not there for now, but you know that I will be back. So you better do whatever I say."

bangmybully

This +35-40yo mum is having hard time to find the alphabetachad, a man with masculine and feminine energies, he must be there, somewhere

WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

⛺️SCOUTMASTERS WEEK⛺️ Fantana? His priority is the successful rearing of responsible, loyal leaders of the future. And if there’s time for play when the work is done, well… He knows how to play hard too.

u_xxxScoutBoys