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My mom INVENTED this - NSFW

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Necessity is the mother of invention.

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God invented Man's strong hands before your cavernous cunt, so fucking deal with it

beatingwomen

My explanation for Sato inventions!

TheLastAirbender

Shake Weight. BEST. INVENTION.EVER.

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I've been told 32 is too old... really? We invented this this!

ladybonersgw

Al Bundy invented Vibram Five Finger Shoes

mildlyinteresting

We invented a new phrase: Snouty Teat. This is how I imagine it.

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Glasses were invented to protect the eyes:)

cumsluts, GirlswithGlasses

I really love the people the invented the mirror and the phone, and all the girl who combine them to make us happy

RealGirls

whoever invented YOGA pants...THANK YOU!

ass

MSPaint Pictionary. My friends invented it. Here are the first drawings.

funny

[Request] Stop with the anime shit. The Japanese pretty much invented drawing naked girls. Theres nothing spectacular about it. There are plenty of Hentai subs.

rule34

Heels: Best. Invention. Ever.

thinspo

Mood lighting -- making low self-esteem and attention whoring look arty since whenever light bulbs were invented

GaybrosGoneWild

TIL Henry Ford invented the production line AND the racist slur "Snipcock"

todayilearned

The preference for Superior Men is the only thing the female brain can't be brainwashed against. In fact, feminism was an invention by inferior men as an attempt to prevent women from submitting to Superior Men, but women quickly turned it into their sexu

maledom

Seat belts were invented by English engineer George Cayley in the early 19th century

BustyPetite

User Claims to Have Invented This Really Funny Meme! Wow HAHA! You Won't Believe What he Says Next! (X-Post /r/bestof)

circlejerk, dankmeme

I invented a sex toy called a cochran. See pic for (NSFW) instruction manual. You put it on the base of your penis and it keeps you hard for hours. AMA!

circlejerk

"It’s the invention of clothes, not nature, that made “private parts” private."

gonewild

What a shitty invention.

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Snapchat is a beautiful invention

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Why trench coats were invented ;)

workgonewild

"i[f] god wanted us to be naked, why did he invent sexy lingerie?"

GoneMild

You know, the Japanese invented Meth

weekendgunnit

My New Invention For This Summer!

burstingout

How was copper wire invented? Two jews fighting over a penny.

ImGoingToHellForThis

February 4th 1912, Paris, France. Franz Reichelt jumps off the Eiffel Tower wearing a parachute that he designed and invented.

WTF, MorbidReality

Necessity is the mother of invention.WTF LOL Its a trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VAPIDVICE

It's okay, bug spray wasn't invented until 1956

battlefield_one

Yep, best invention ever!

YogaPants

NSFW Mentally ill woman thinks she invented the perfect anti Trump item. Fails to see how AWESOME this metaphor is to Trump supporters.... (bend over cucks!)

The_Donald

Tails' favorite invention

SonicPorn

"Evil is a make-believe concept we've invented to deal with the complexities of fellow humans"

ImGoingToHellForThis

Quite the invention

Pronsideaplace

37-year-old dad bod professor seeks lovely and incredible vulgar ladies for all manner of Kik play, chat, and maaaaybe a super multimedia style tribute that I invented. We will emerge changed, awash in cum and sweat and maybe some Pringles crumbs. PM me!

ladybonersgw

Back from the gym. Let's invent our own game!

gaymersgonewild

When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking of these round boobies

BoobsBetweenArms

When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking of this round ass

Booty_Lovers

When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking of these round boobies

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When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking of this round ass

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When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking of this round ass

CheekyBottoms

When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking of these round boobies

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When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking of these round boobies

CurvyChicks

When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking of this round ass

DamnASS

When Aryabhatta invented zero he was thinking of these round boobies

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