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This gem was in my news feed today...

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Popped up in my news feed. From The Whole Network.

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Just saw this in my news feed...Couldn't stop laughing

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Good news, everyone! *In Professor Farnsworth voice* I made myself come using my [f]ingers!

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Ford's new car advert, featuring Berlusconi and three women tied up in the trunk (news story in comments)

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31 Dead and over 200 injured in Baghdad bombings today, it's not even on the front page of BBC news anymore. Perspective.

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This just showed up in my news feed... As a female, I can (shamefully) confirm.

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But if I see miley cyrus in the news ONE MORE TIME I will go for it but I kept in the thick Pink liquid.

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Typhoon is going on in Okinawa, saw this in my news feed

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BREAKING NEWS: The cop that shot and killed unarmed teen Robin Williams in Ferguson has been identified as former redditor Unidan. Here is a picture of the killer. [NSFW] [NSFL] [TRIGGER WARNING]

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dat ass on a serious politics-related news article in one of the most respected newspapers in my country

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[BREAKING NEWS]Cory,Sherk ,Fat Ass and Mods found in a Compromising Position by Neil deGrasse .Details in comments.

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With the news of no space battles in Battlefront...

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Who's who in All-New, All-Different Marvel [SPOILERS][NEWS]

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TIL After the news of 9/11 was broke to Bernie Sanders, he ran home and locked himself in his room. When Billy Joe Armstrong (lead singer of Green Day) knocked on his door to see if he was alright, Bernie said "Wake me up when September ends".

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After a woman jogger got beaten on the head with a brick, gang-raped and left brain damaged, Donald Trump took out full-page ads in 4 news papers calling for the return of the death penalty.

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When a kid falls in your enclosure but you've been watching the news

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(18) i can't wait to visit the pnw again. some o(f) the most interesting & genuine people i've ever had the honor of meeting. in other news, I'm naked again. :)

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Terrorists kill 30 in France, but Fox News should really change that hashtag...

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Between this FCC nonsense, the stress that is watching the news on any given day, and so much more, I hope you'll join me in just being thank[f]ul for some good rest, great food, and bountiful boobs. ;) [Banner] Happy Thanksgivinging!

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There was a story on the news about a woman who was groped in public, I found her online and I can't help but feel I would've done the same thing if I saw her in the street. Holy shit.

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Breaking News: Reports are coming in of a break-in and theft from the Lakeside Army Base. FRA involvement suspected.

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Good news, it’s Guys In Sweatpants Season. Everyone knows that Guys In Sweatpants Season is the most joyous times of year (better than Christmas and your birthday) because there is actually nothing more visually stimulating than a guy wearing sweatpants.

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Anjadee. Toronto Raptors ain't the only news that's popping in Canada. Anjadee in checkered booty shorts

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BREAKING NEWS: If you type "GAY" in the pc port of Red Dead Redemption 2 Arthur will move slightly to the LEFT due to Rockstar pandering to communist SJW propaganda

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My and my G[F]s got in the local news for having sex in the park

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Breaking news: Woman shoots herself in the foot by focusing on her career through her 20's and 30's, only to regret it when she realizes she about to hit the wall and Chad isn't willing to commit.

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Fantastic news! Almost 40 kids rescued in a sex trafficking bust! This isn’t politics and something I hope everyone can agree on.

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(Pokemon Go News) Lugia with Aeroblast is now in 5 star raids

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Woman in her late 20s with a history of partying, sex, drugs and alcohol now looking for a stable marriage and to settle down isn’t exactly breaking news

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My local news station with an unfortunate typo in their announcement to turn clocks back tonight. Go register on millionaire-crypto.com to have free courses to become a pro in cryptocurrency !

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Bridget Everett in Breaking News in Yuba County (2021)

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you wanted in my pants? well good news it’s your lucky day

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"What a weird place to end up..." I thought to myself as I took a photo in the mirror. The news said we'd end up all swapping bodies in this "Great Shift" I just wish I knew where I was... I'm super fucking cute though, so that's a bonus!

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