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If you can handle a real woman, let me know. (F)

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If you can't stand the heat, get out the kitchen

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If you can tear yourself away from those beautiful eyes, glance downward (via r/realgirls)

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If you can stop by and help her clean up her room, the girl next door will make it worth your while

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If you can't take the heat.... [F]

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If you can't tell I really like pink(f)

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If you can shake your clamps off, I'll turn it off

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If you can't tell I'm a horny wet little girl

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If you can't beat them, join them.

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If you can't be nice....

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If you can't Duck it...

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If you can see them from the back, they count.

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If you can't already tell, I kinda enjoy being naked.

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If you can touch them, they are not fake

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If you can't see the rack then they're a trap

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If you can't do the time... (aka6)

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If you can’t handle me at my worst...

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If you can't at least say hello first, No will be my answer

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If you can pull it, it's a pull tab [f]

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If you can't beat'em, join'em!

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If you can fuck Victoria Justice what would be your favorite position with her?

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If you can't make them fit, they will.

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If you can't find your waitress, this is why

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If you can't get the emotionally unavailable dyke at the bar, be her!

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If you can see the logo on my shirt, Fly the W

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If you can't tell, I'm pretty excited to post here ;)

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If You Can't Beat Em, Join Em - MHFAP!

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If you can't satisfy her, she'll find someone who will

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If you can't hide them... Show them!

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If you can’t laugh during sex then what’s the point?!

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If you can't tell, it isn't cheating.

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If you can't satisfy her, someone else will

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If you can't work naked, this is close enough.

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If you can believe it, my forearms have gotten plenty of use during these days of self-isolation.

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if you can’t tell...I’m ready to be [f]ucked

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⬆️ if you can imagine having a thick load of my cum down your throat

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If you can't flash a smile, flash your tits!

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If you can't control it, I will

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If you can guess my hair color I will post a partial [f]ace reveal ?

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If you can't decide where to cum just cum everywhere <3

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If you can keep a secret I'll sit on your face with no panties on.

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If you can't sleep call me

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If you can't satisfy her, someone else will...

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If you can manage not to jack off, that is

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If you can't handle me at my worst...

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If you can't tell, I [F]roze my ass off to take this ?

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If you can catch my dick in your mouth, it’s yours ?

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If you can't tell, we love having fun together.

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If you can resist my pussy I’ll make it worth your while

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If you can't beat them, join them...

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If you can't do your work right atleast put your mouth to work.

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If you can resist my pussy I’ll make it worth your while

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