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/d/ - Toilet humour

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[Image] Yuuki's dark sense of humour

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For those needing help.(humour)

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They didn't have any money, but they made do. [sex] [eager] [humour]

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Hallowe'en is just around the corner! [seduction] [humour] [pickup line] [costume]

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She was eager, willing, and not too bright. [humour]

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Good news, bad news. [humour] [implied blowjob]

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It's important to look for subtle clues. [implied FFM] [humour]

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Who says girls can't use pickup lines? [humour] [flirt]

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The problems of dating two sisters, part 34. [humour] [FFM]

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Her parents didn't support education half as much as she did. [schoolgirl] [seduction] [humour]

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It's rude to stare! [humour]

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Diamond rings are overrated. [cunnilingus] [humour]

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In-laws can be a blessing and a curse. [humour] [sex]

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In a job interview you need to put your best qualities forward proudly - nobody else will do it for you. [humour]

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Try to gain the approval of your partner's family; they'll be around the rest of their lives. [lesbian] [humour]

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You could say she had daddy issues.. [FFM] [humour]

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Not all strip games are created equal. [humour]

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Not Safe For Work is Not Safe For Work! [foreplay] [humour]

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She had an unusually strong sense of justice. [humour] [topless]

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Reason #23 why hinting is a bad idea. [humour] [implied]

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Playing innocent can be hard work. [group] [implied threesome] [humour]

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Little Red Riding Hood, all grown up. [parody] [implied] [humour]

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Corporate culture really varies from company to company. [group] [humour]

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Impressing your guests is the number one priority of a hostess. [naked] [NOT vanilla] [humour] [I have no idea how to describe this one]

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Sporty girls make great lovers (with one exception). [blowjob] [group] [humour]

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That's what friends are for. [lesbian] [implied MF sex] [humour]

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Ever wanted to get out of a chore? [implied sex] [humour] [MILF]

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When you take things literally. [implied] [humour]

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Once you get to know a girl, it's easy to figure out how she's feeling. [flashing] [implied] [humour]

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It's awkward when your friend has to go and you're left alone in their place. [handjob] [humour]

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Some hints are more subtle than others. [implied MF] [humour]

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Flirting is an art. [implied blowjob] [humour]

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Cinderella was eager to find her one true love. [blowjob] [parody] [humour]

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Hallowe'en gives people the courage to roleplay as something they're not...in all kinds of ways. [implied] [humour] [hallowe'en]

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Not every costume is sexy you k-- [implied] [humour] [hallowe'en]

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A very pretty kitty. [naked] [group] [humour] [hallowe'en]

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Bringing your boyfriend home to meet the parents doesn't have to be nervewracking. [blowjob] [voyeurism] [humour]

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Good teachers find ways to grab their students' attention. [teacher] [humour]

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Having a merry time. [MF sex] [size] [humour] [christmas]

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Sleepovers aren't for every family. [MF sex] [caught] [humour]

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Every dark cloud has a silver lining. [MF sex] [schoolgirls] [humour] [public] [not my best caption]

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Warning: real life isn't like porn. [schoolgirl] [humour]

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It's hard to earn someone's trust. [lesbian] [humour]

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Some guys are just into sports a little too much! [MF sex] [humour]

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Some signs are more obvious than others. [naked] [implied sex] [humour]

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Whatever works. [naked] [cosplay] [implied sex] [humour]

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I hope you wore green today... [MF sex] [humour] [st patricks day]

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The important part. [facial] [babysitter] [humour]

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Why should stupid people get all the fun? [naked] [implied MF sex] [schoolgirl] [humour]

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Sometimes you have to spell it out for them. [implied blowjob] [humour]

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I had to make this one. Sorry not sorry. [naked] [humour]

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Some people mature more than others. [MF sex] [humour]

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There's trouble, and then there's trouble. [classmate] [lesbian] [exhibitionism] [humour]

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Apology level 5. [implied MF sex] [naked] [humour] [NOT incest]

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Pretty vanilla. [naked] [implied sex] [implied kinks] [humour]

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I hear the girl scouts are modernizing! [naked] [costume] [implied] [humour]

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Lemonade stands are so old school. [MF sex] [public] [humour]

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