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Towns became more independent and dirty farmers proved to be able to create great works of culture, philosophy and politics within a few generations. Literally people who spend most of their time knee deep in mud evolved into great painters, architects an

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So after seven months of being on house arrest, my pre-trial officer makes the decision to pass a motion to revocate my bond. My lawyer got it pushed back, but I didnt know that and cut off my ankle monitor two days before my supposed court date.

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Why are there no dinosaur ghosts? It's easier to identify a ghost in a house because people live in a confined space and encounter them, sure, but we would have encountered large ghosts of large animals when out hiking or camping or whatever, or tents wou

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The moment that U.F.O opens I am going to be on those little xenosluts! There will be an unholy reckoning upon those slutty alien asses, a throbbing cocknado will sweep down on them

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I took a real good shower nap, but unfortunately when I woke up my parents were back home from their date. I panicked and cleaned up all the plasma from the shower and bathtub but in my haste I forgot the toilet.

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How do I stop doctors from pumping me full of IV Dextrose?? As soon as I mention ketones to them they freak out, run a urine test, and nearly shit their pants. I've been held down and forced IV Dextrose against my will.

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Patrick was never a real friend. He only cares about sticking to glass and eating your feces.

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I pray only for sinners because an eternity of damnation is no means of justice.

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Are ennui and schadenfreude of such outsized value in our decadent collapsing imagewest that the only reason we can be arsed to slap our keyboards is if it hurts another miserable inhabitard?

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