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Sweetie, is that how you dress to a house party? You about to be arrested for being a public nuisance! (2 Pics)

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Morning! How do you {f}eel about women that are wet and slightly soapy?

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I don't know how to feel about my size. What does /r/penis think? Sometimes im only 6 but others I'm almost 7.5. Is that kind of fluctuation normal?

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"Sweetie, we've already told you that your brother and his friends don't want to hear about degrading feminine stereotypes while they're trying to play video games. Now you're going to have to wear this until you can demonstrate to each of them how a good

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I actually wonder if she just thought about it after, the feel of fur against bare skin, warm, affectionate, strong body, naked together. Because that's how it starts.

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Im puzzeled about how muck I cant stop looking at that fat cock

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MRW I'm already exhausted and hormonal and I hear "Alcoholics can just quit drinking without problems, smokers can just quit smoking" directly followed by "Did you read that new study about how e-cigarettes create more carcinogens than smoking?"

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Had a friend over last night, talked about how she wants to squirt. All that talk got the wife worked up...

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I overheard two jocks talking about how Michael Bay was the best director ever. In my mind I went over and lectured them of a truly great director. They started to cry and everyone else applauded me. (In my mind that is). I masturbated while crying myself

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33, wi(f)e and mum of 2. Someone said about a good slut knowing how to present her ass for her hubby. Well here is one i prepared earlier. Does that make me a good slut??

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Mom is always complaining about how messy my sister keeps her bed. But that's partially my fault.

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Two train loads of cum...yes that's about how much I blasted out on this...what do you think?

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27/M/5'9/234lbs Not happy with how I look now. Used to hit the gym and excersice quite a bit before. Now it's been 6 years since I've done any of that and I've gained about 50lbs.

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Looks like she knows how to work a pole. Just blew my load thinking about her taking off that bikini

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24M/5' 6"/126lbs. How y'all feel about skinny guys? Hoping that posting here will help me smash through my crippling insecurities!

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Demi Lovato strains to see just how far back the swarming crowd of horny guys goes before she slips into something more comfortable and gives into the sea of jizz that's about to engulf her.....

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I'm just a horny slut that wants to hear about how you'll away any masculinity i have left and turn me into a feminine girly slut ? kik: sissygirllily

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M, 33, 158/5'10". Used to feel self-conscious about the fact that everything from my butt down is covered in body hair, but have learned to love it, along with my lanky can't-seem-to-bulk-up-no-matter-how-hard-I-try build. ?

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Reminded me of a girl from high school that would sometimes "joke" about wanting to us to tongue punch her fart box. I did once and this was exactly how she stood there lol

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[29 F] [ F 29 ] Im wondering how men feel about thick thighs? I can't get rid of them. I also kinda wish I had that skinny leg gap. Sigh. Be honest, just don't crush me.

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My gorgeous and sexy goddess/wife showing me once again how she feels about my locked up tiny penis (a.k.a. my clit). As she locked me up she said "Wow, honey, none of my exes would have come close to fitting in this! I've never seen one in my life that w

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Being honest with a girl, about how small you are, is the most erotic thing that happened to me

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I wonder how guys named Randy feel about having a name that's a synonym for horny

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Since r/survivor always removed. How do you think about this cast Tops vs Bottoms :p (Comment your ideal cast for that theme)

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It's very strange that "the birds and the bees" became a euphemism for talking about sex. (M)any birds don't even have external genitalia, and I'm probably not unique in having no idea how bees fuck

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I'm that hot teenage girl next door you've been thinking about? come sub to me and let me rate your cock, show me how much my tight little body can make you cum? OnlyFans.com/zoeyuncensored

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To all the husbands that DM me about how jerk off to me whilst their wife is asleep <3 xoxo

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[image] Thanks for the great comments about my 40 year old wife/milf. Here's how that same ass looked after a few drinks :)

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Emma Watson says we can gangbang her, doing anything that doesn't cause permanent harm. She also says she's unshockable, because she's read plenty about herself on the Internet. How do we prove her wrong?

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I never through that I’d be in this position. One of my “friends” offered to swap bodies with me, then told all of our mutual friends about how I forced her into my body. Now I’m stuck with no friends and no way home. (DMs open.)

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A guy hit up up about buying my used panties, and I had never even thought of doing that before. How much do you think is a fair amount to charge? i would probably do it frequently if it works.

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One of the great things about getting older is that there tends to be this freeing to say exactly how you feel, and what it is you want and need,

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It's thinking about how many of you are getting off to my body that keeps me coming back (f)

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“Supposedly, guys think about sex every eight seconds. If that's true, how can they talk to their grandmothers?” ― Jody Gehrman, Babe in Boyland

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I still get horny when I think about how many people see me naked and that none of my friends know ?

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Divines Blessings Traveler! That Frost Troll was about to have its way with me. How can I repay you??

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It seemed like a strange way to go about it, but Master had assured her that this was how girls broke through the glass ceiling since time immemorial.

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Having sex with three hot beauties its a dream that every men thought about it Just imagine how luck. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions on momentgirl.com to contact me! Twitter @mandi_calhoon

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Odds are that it could happen. Have you thought about how you'd react?

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Evanna Lynch had told all her friends that she was nervous about her mother going away for the weekend, she wasn't sure it was OK to do what we had planned. Once I unloaded inside my little girl, she let them know how being a homewrecker to her own parent

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Ever since that old body stealing bitch took my body she keeps gloating about it. Worse still is how she keeps rubbing it in my face by sending me pictures of the girls she manages to pick up as me. I know it's messed up, but I can't help but close my eye

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ve always been really sefl conscious about how thin I am but I think I found a place that will love me for it ??

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You know how when someone talks about blinking you can't stop blinking? It's like that. [implied MF anal]

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