Jizz

Someone slipped this in my friend's purse. We called and asked for Rob and he hung up on us. The back has directions to his house and everything.

nsfw

Weird, I say that to a chick and it's all "Sir, get out of my house" or "I'm calling the cops!"

NSFWComments

1 grybe is stat on Gengar Ex (full album) [Breakbeat] [1991] This really ignorant people who has won gold at it calling her house, including when bribed. They banned gamergate?

000000000000O0000000

My friend's service dog was murdered after SDPD responded to a call at the wrong house. Please help fix this.

pics

When your booty call leaves stuf(f) at your house. Missing something?

gonewild

[NXT Miami House Show] This guy is gonna be a huge star when he gets called up [Spoilers]

SquaredCircle

I guess you could call this a tiny house (Exterior pic only)

TinyHouses

(TTM) Tropical Butterfly House - Pacific Science Center. Anyone know what these lovelies are called?

Butterflies

What do you call a horny guy stuck in a house of anti sexual people? Me :( Any ladies want to talk?

BHMGoneWild

We call it MIL(F) Day at our house!

UnderwearGW, GoneErotic

When it's cold and raining outside that calls for a lazy day in the house [M]

gonewild

Its called the White House for a reason

ImGoingToHellForThis

It's called the White House for a reason

ImGoingToHellForThis

Biologists of Reddit, Once a month all the mice in my house commit suicide by drowning. My wife seems to get extremely upset when I tell her about it but refuses to call an exterminator. Can any of you explain what causes this phenomenon?

shittyaskscience

We called her the bicycle back in college. The whole house got to ride her.

trashyboners

The lady at yhe car deals called to see if you still wanted to put a down payment on that new car. She asked if a visit to your house would change your mind

Bbwmilf

Here is another of my plates. Got my cock sucked infront of her house. I call her my slut, and she loves it. Likes getting slapped and choked too.

phgonewild

Got drunk last night. Now I'm so hung over I called out of work. Shuffling around the house aimlessly.

ChubbyDudes

[M]y next door neighbor loves calling me over when her husband and kids are out o[f] the house...

gonewild

Your bully left his phone in your house. You decided to take it with you so you could give it to him at school. Before you gave it to him though, he got a call. It was your mom...

mommybully, bangmybully

How would you like to have Rose calling you daddy while she cleans your house and sucks your cock like a good little Latina slut?

jobuds

Want Rose to call you daddy while she cleans your house and sucks your cock like a good little Latina slut?

jobuds

Showing your boyfriend your not wearing panties @ your parents house (Dad in the back). I call that an amazing dare. Anyone up for a similar dare?

AnyoneUpforaNudeDare

(m) The caller her baby sister Vanna prank calling my house scaring my girl your own sister why? Look at what happened horrible car accident, tragic, lost a friend also this was before the fact but not be before I confronted you right? Yes. Now multiple c

gonewild

I’m a police officer, called to this house due to strange noises. This lady greeted me, inviting me in. Her bf was cooking with an apron on. An elderly couple slept on the couch. “Ignore my parents” the bf said, “they wasted their youths” he kissed the gf

bodyswap

This pose is called "Take my child support, all my money, the house the car, the dog, take it all I AF"

AssholeBehindThong

My Keeper told me to make a new pair of undies to flaunt around the house. Used an old t-shirt my cousin gave me as a souvenir that I never wore. 3 pattern drafts, 2 prototypes, I would call that not too bad for how out if practice I am ?

twinks

Can you even call yourself the man of the house?

AsianCuckoldCaptions

[M/F] You call me on the telephone, you feel so far away. You tell me to come over, there's some games you want to play. I'm walking to your house, nobody's home. Just me and you and you and me alone ?

cumflation

I break into your house...do you call the cops??? or handcuff me, tie me to the bed and fuck the shit out of me

PetiteGoneWild

Wife called telling me to come home for an anniversary surprise. I ended up being locked out of my house so I had to watch my wife get fucked by two men through a window.(Karen Fukuhara)

CelebCucking

To the guy that said his house is infinite content for this sub I call your crooked floor vent and r. Bitcoin is rushing 30K! I win 7.7K in one month on millionaire-crypto.com

oops

When Clara, my grandmother's housekeeper, called me in a panic to let me know that she wasn't waking up, I rushed over to her house. "What the hell are you doing?!" I said as I discovered Clara watching and touching her own body with satisfaction.

OldAgeRegression

Theres a house and eighty acres he calls home snapchat remykitten16

rearpussy

I told my husband I wws gonig to a friends house but I met up with a guy instead! My husband called me while I was sucking his cock, but I ignored it so he could finish fucking me❣?

cheatingwives

Gee mister, I'm sorry for breaking in to your house. Please don't call the cops. How about if I let you do anything you want with me?-- Jessica Biel

CelebNSFWTalk