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I found Pete on Tinder. WHAT A PERVERT. HE AND HIS WIFE SHOULD BE ASHAMED

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Gertrude Winters, the town's oldest living resident, has been reported missing by her family. She was last seen exiting Gilligan's Bar after enjoying her evening whiskey. If spotted, please call the Winters immediately. Do not approach her, she will whack

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Booked an appointment at Francine’s new Body Hair Removal Service. Highly recommend!

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New requested watercanon design for our police department.

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Last year's annual town Christmas get together was a blast. Just a reminder this year's party is Dec 15th at the Moose lodge. Bring your whole family and join the festivities!

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Heart Transplant Open House tomorrow at Jeanie’s Clinic! Step right up to the operating table and try your hand at slicing and dicing.

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