Jizz

I never wanted this to happen to me [NSFW]

fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu, gonewild

I saw the Rocky Horror Picture Show live and THIS happened to me (repost from my submission to r/pics) NSFW

rhps

I didn't really know which subreddit to use but this is what happens to me falling asleep early New years while tripping on shrooms.

nsfw

This happens to me all throughout the day, nearly everyday!

grool

Why Can't this happen to me?

Blowjobs

No, I would love this to happen to me

facepalm

Just happened to me so I decided to make this maymay. FUCK BEING A NICE GUY. (OC) [sorry if repost] {NSFW}

circlejerk

Scariest thing that has ever happened to me as a photographer. Still no explanation to this day.

pics

Quite possibly the funniest thing to ever happen to me on Reddit. 7/23/12 NEVER FORGET

funny

[NSFW] This happens to me pretty much every night

TrollXChromosomes

This just happened to me: Had sex with a girl from Tinder, politely declined for a follow-up session (involving anal). She sent me this, and yes, it actually is her. NSFW

funny

This happens to me every time I do my laundry

nsfw, lesbians, standingout

NSFW-VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED-NOT SUITABLE FOR SQUEAMISH VIEWERS-this happened to me this morning. I wanted to cry, vomit, scream, and kick a puppy all at once.

pics

It finally happened to me, boys! NSFW

Tinder, HappyEmbarrassedGirls

Legit happened to me

BlackPeopleTwitter

I'm not proud to admit it but this has happened to me.

AdviceAnimals

Having my GW cherry popped was the best thing to happen to me, here's another picture! (f)

gonewild, milf, dailymilf, OnlyHotMilfs

What did you EXPECT to happen? [NSFW/NSFL]

facepalm, me_irl, meirl, FiftyFifty, mistyfront

SOMETHING JUST LIKE THIS HAPPENED TO ME LAST WEEKEND IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

THE_PACK

When I got home I needed to try Minesweeper as well...it happened to me too.

gaming

I'm all tied up and actually dripping wet... what happens to me next?!

RealGirls, GonewildPlug, Gonewilds_Secret

How do you girls manage to wear low rise jeans? This happens to me every time I bend over.

GoneWildCD

[M] This is what happens to me when you tell me all those dirty things ... Wanna see [m]ore?

gonewild

(M) sorry Meg tell my kids I love them and I told you also If somthing happen. To me you know who did it and I TXT Rach too not about us on here but about who did it they still threating for some bull shit I didn't even do. Kiss my babies for me and keep.

gonewild

THIS HAPPENS TO ME A LOT IN FAST FOOD RESTROOMS LIKE COME ON YOU AREN'T A LITTLE KID ANYMORE CLEAN UP AFTER URSELF, AM I RIGHT BROTHERS?

THE_PACK

Getting ready to visit my doctors and hoping this happens to me whilst im there

jobuds

This happens to me all the time...

Bondage, InTheMastersHarem

I never thought this would happen to me, when your dildo gets delivered to the wrong hands

funny

Finding this sub is the best thing that's ever happened to me ??

dykesgonewild, u_knightrider001

In the bathroom, my dirty fantasies peak ? Is this just happening to me?

Gonewild18

M/19/6'3"[265>175 = 90lbs] College has been the best thing to happen to me. Had no motivation up until then.

progresspics

I'm 24 Indian What Would Happen To Me If You Saw Me Walking By Myself In The Woods?

raceplay, LegalTeens, jobuds2

girlfriend left me and that's what happened to me ;)

Sissy_humiliation

When i woke up,i felt weird. So when i get out of my bed to do my make up. I saw this reflexion in the mirror. What happened to me??

AnimePossession

i would melt if this happened to me

gentlefemdom

Quarantine has been hard for all of us. I posted what happened to me during isolation on my Public Snapchat. You can add me @serina_synn ♡ I love my synners and thank you for your support as always.

u_synn4serina

This actually JUST happened to me ???Made this caption in the bathroom while cleaning up. Think I’ll go back in and let him fill my throat next ?❤️

Sissyperfection, u_lilbadwolff11, u_Eleonsissy

This happened to me 5 years ago. Wear a helmet.

BicyclingCirclejerk

This image lies, this has never happened to me on a first date!!! Why??!! Being a chaser's so hard :(

ChasersRiseUp

I will 100% melt if this happens to me

gentlefemdom

What’s happened to me?! ?

Stuffers

I had been away at college for 4 months. My Parents were shocked when I came home for the holidays as an airheaded big breasted bimbo. They didn't know what had happened to me, but I knew. My dorm roommate was an alpha male and I wasn't strong enough to r

EffeminacyAndFaggotry

"Dear Penthouse. I never thought this would happen to me..." - Confessions from Ted Bear.

Xev_Bellringer

Some of you have been wondering what happened to me. Rest assured I’m doing fabulous however my vanilla life became very demanding so I am on temporary sabbatical. Stay perverted!

u_ijustwannalift_

Guess what happened to me haha and yes I loved it!

nsfwhardcore