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Penectomy/Castration Captions I Made (One Is A Haiku). I Will Gladly Take Requests!

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[F] with a Cree XM-L LED Mule & Cree XM-L LED Haiku by Don McLesh of McGizmo

flashlightgonewild

An actual haiku from last night's game

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The Ultimate Haiku.

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CAH Haiku.

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Make a haiku

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Won the final haiku and the game...

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Penis Haiku [NSFW]

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Our Winning Haiku

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First 2 are backwards, last one is a "haiku"

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Awesome Haiku that won!

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Last night's best haiku. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.

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Pirate style sexual haiku. Possible NSFW?

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Reddit NSFW haiku

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My winner haiku for the game!

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Lost a bet here is the Billy Beane haiku

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Our game-ending Haiku

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Just a Cards Against Humanity Haiku Comic

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A woman's Haiku.

OCPoetry

The greatest CAH play I have ever seen. The haiku summed up The Great Gatsby in three cards.

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Now this is what I call a haiku

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My wife made a haiku with the correct syllable scheme that made sense and was still funny.

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[SPOILERS] A Raw Haiku

SquaredCircle

Entered a burger haiku contest a few years back and won with this.

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[OC] Panorama of Kaneohe Bay from the Haiku Stairs [11414 x 2936]

GWCOEPBot

My mother's Haiku win.

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PM_me_a_dirty_haiku

pmmebot

Hiked up to the top of the Haiku Stairs in Hawaii yesterday. It's a bit terrifying at the top when the sun goes down and it starts to rain.

GWCOEPBot

Hiked to the top of the Haiku Stairs in Honolulu and it looked liked some place that should have dragons flying about.

GWCOEPBot

So it was Haiku time. My mate were saving these cards until the end. Legend.

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Here's a CAH Haiku I won with in a recent game

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Best haiku ever

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I read the haiku and you move your nails across my legs

penis

A week in to the new year and not much has changed. My torso still looks like a sad puppy (now with outstretched ears). Drink it in, baby. Drink. It. In. - a haiku

u_slopbotch

Bots, chubby chasers, haiku lovers or perhaps something else?

u_slopbotch

How do guys even stay as hard as they appear to stay, when they take a dick pic, because every time I reach for the phone, it starts getting soft but oh well... - a haiku

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Well, that's an attractive fat roll, man. What woman wouldn't want that coming at them for some consensual sexual situations, popping all the lady boners with this blooper - a haiku

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Post workout mood - a haiku

u_slopbotch

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Sexsells, nsfwbuys

I want to tell you what I'd do with your cock! Get a topless cock [rate] for only $30! If you're feeling really silly, get a haiku about your dick; only $5!

Sexsells

I want to tell you what I'd do with your cock! Get a topless cock [rate] for only $30! If you're feeling really silly, get a haiku about your dick; only $5!

Sexsells

I want to tell you what I'd do with your cock! Get a topless cock [rate] for only $30! If you're feeling really silly, get a haiku about your dick; only $5!

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Thought this could work here, a thoughtful Haiku

u_Alicemaki

Where do I want your cum? Find out where this big titty goth wants your cock with a topless video [rate] or haiku ?

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I want to tell you exactly what I think of your cock. Get an honest topless video [rate] for only $25! Or get lots of fun add ons like over caffeinated gf or a haiku!

Sexsells

I want to tell you exactly what I think of your cock. Get an honest topless video [rate] for only $25! Or get lots of fun add ons like over caffeinated gf or a haiku!

Sexsells, nsfwbuys

I want to tell you exactly what I think of your cock. Get an honest topless video [rate] for only $25! Or get lots of fun add ons like over caffeinated gf or a haiku!

Sexsells, nsfwbuys

I wrote a haiku. It's about fucking dildos. Real cock is the way. [OC]

CartoonNudes

I wrote a haiku. It's about fucking dildos. Real cock is the way. [OC]

maturewomen

Classic with collar, very hot and sexy, yes this is haiku

CollaredSluts