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Cam4 "ANYONE GOT ANY DUCK JOKES" (nsfw)

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Hey, my joke about the Leaders got removed. Wtf is this, America or something?

metamoderatorjerk

I posted this in /r/funny with a joke about black or white with stripes and nobody got it, so just look at the zebra's dick. (maybe NSFW)

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Chuck Spears says: Sick of the 9/11 jokes on this subreddit, but this one got to me.

IGTHFT_HAM, ImGoingToHellForThis

[GIF] Who's got some gun regulation jokes?

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I've been so lonely girl, I've been so sad and down Couldn't understand why haters joked around I wanted to be free with other creatures like me And now I got my wish, cause i know that I'm a gay fish (gay fish) (NSFW)

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I don't think he got the joke.....

lolgrindr

Finals Joke (GoT Spoilers - NSFW)

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My headline reads 'Hugh Jackman stunt double'. I don't think this guy got the joke.

lolgrindr

Slytherchick!! Got you a LITTLE something hahahha, oh god my jokes are terrible

RAofLittleness

We've joked since we first got married that my wife has to have one foot out at night to breathe.

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I've seen this picture used jokingly around the internet, anyone got a source?

GayDaddiesPics

Tonite was the first time it ever got called perfect. I thought she was joking at first

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I did this jokingly at at my friends, it wasn't even sexual, and the lesbian there got super pissed off.. I wasn't even by her. Is it bc she's lesbian?

actuallesbians

[F]friend got me this ironically. Jokes on him, I rock it.

GoneMild

Bf got me a joke gift. Turns out I like them..

gaymersgonewild

I'm a cashier. Got a new connection when I followed a guy out after he gave me his blow dollar no joke. Worth it.

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I wasnt joking when i said i got it

ImGoingToHellForThis

Although its a joke...It got my attention and made me go into their kickstarter page, touchdown armor league (football x robots)

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I bet he got tired of jokes about 'shooting his web'

TrueCFNM

[NSFW] "Well, looks like it's another night with just me and the toothpaste." - I finally got Yaphit's joke...

TheOrville

Zero Two posted on a roleplay channel as a joke, and he got a response. He played along and the result is... interesting

creepyasterisks

Don't need milk mom joked, shes got plenty right here for her son

momdaughterson

I came across this girl on yt, She is a livestreamer. She was talking to her chat and joking around. I instantly got hard. She was doing this sexy giggle jiggle . Never thought I would shoot ropes to some random thing, but Now I can't wait for her to stre

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If you check my history I made a CLEARLY joke post in our favorite sister sub, got this about an hour afterward

TransChaserPMs

I got a monkey's paw as a gag gift. I was having a rough day at the office and jokingly wished I was at the lake instead. The next thing I knew I was at the lake with a fishing rod in hand! Not what I was expecting but I'm not one to look a gift horse in

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(m) we can rest knowing they would never have nothing we have and more blessings coming jokes on it it's in any law enforcement on here that wasn't to you guys that was two of these so-called thugs I got you sis

gonewild

Had an innocent hijabi who seemed a good, loyal girl. She got along with my boys and was close to some. One of them teased a Prada bag for her birthday. She joked she'd lose her virginity to him if he did. When he surprised her with it she was ecstatic. T

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This is VEGASFATS (And you know fat means tiddies). He is our conservative fat asshole friend in our group who jokingly said he would become a regular ttv streamer if he got 50 followers offline. We're almost there, we want to see him stream then get bann

worldpolitics

[M22] Accidently and embarrassingly got caught by my mom while taking this. She jokingly said that I "have a huge fucking cock every woman would suck or ride immediately" ???

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[M22] Accidently got caught by my mom while taking this video. She jokingly said that I "have a huge fucking cock". I feel embarrassed???

MassiveCock

Made this shirt as a joke, but the first time I wore it to pride I got swamped by tear-eyed people who needed some fatherly love. I was happy to give some good warm hugs that day.

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I will not use the "got milk?" Joke anymore. I used it once and that's final. Enjoy

MonsterGirl

Roommate didn't understand why I went so close to him and got weirded out, but it was worth it. Had to try to play it off as a joke after. At least he didn't notice my phone!

DickSlips

if u wanted to eat my pussy as a joke id totally let u if u got us mcdonalds after [oc]

palegirls

Made a joke in r/chloe saying, "how much does reddit pay you?" I was banned immediately and he (or the team behind the account) got all defensive. This dude is a fucking creep.

u_yti555

Jared Fogle was guilty and got 16 years He was just grateful for anything under 18. Credit to SNL that joke might have converted me to watch.

AdultConnect

Dear President Obama, I've got a joke for you... I texted it to Angela Merkel. Did you... *get it*?

AdultConnect, Adult_Network

Tiny-iny-iny-iny-iny-iny-iny ? hope you got the “joke” lol

PetiteGirls

You’d heard jokes on campus about that some members of the wrestling team were gay. After you got caught staring at one of them in the locker room, they decided to tease and break you in. You let them turn you into their bitch.

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Some cat from Bronx, New York in walmart TWEAKING! Did he lose his damn mind!? WTF?? He aint got on NO MASK! Where his mask at!? He gone get SICK! That corona shit is REAL! I had it! It run in my family! That shit aint NO JOKE! You cant taste shit! I ate

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my friends got me an apron for sexy reasons, jokes on them - i really needed one (but here's a picture for them)

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