Jizz

So I got this as one of my gifts for the Twelve days, there was nothing explaining what it was in the envelope. Any ideas?

cardsagainsthumanity

My friends cat left him this little... err... gift... any ideas as to what it... was?

whatisthisthing

When you need a gift, but have no ideas

penis

Your wife went you your friend’s house to get ideas for your birthday gift.....that’ll do.

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