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So this picture was on the frontpage of my local newspaper...

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I'm at the world's largest advertising festival in Cannes and caught a couple having sex on the red carpet at 4 a.m.

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Kids menu at Colonial Williamsburg. That "M" tho.

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Never trust a fart

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The worst possible time to be sick

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J Lo's got a big booty and the hands to work at Gringotts

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Charlie The Trouser Snake

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I'm going to be sending this to my boyfriend when I get a little crazy.

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Ken from South Side

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Did you ever look at someone and wonder what's going on inside their head?

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"Just doing my chores like a dirty girl"

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Sometimes, there's just no getting around nature.

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In 2008 my mom instructed me to "sober up" and send my own Christmas cards to family and friends. Here's every year since, including the new one for 2015!

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The first image result when you Google "Martin Shkreli"

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Ever wondered how they get these shots?

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Thought I would jump on the inappropriate grandparent bandwagon.

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How to make chicken

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Alright Blackhawks, take it easy

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We're just friends, mom. Seriously...

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Safe Sex Warning In Taiwan

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The comments in every nsfw subreddit.

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I was so close!

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In retrospect, I shouldn't have been surprised by the outcome...

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When you squeeze your makeup out and this appears

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There are many uses.

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This drink is called "cum in a hot tub"

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Stood in line at the store for 10 minutes, staring at this

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Recently had my stitches removed, I couldn't resist

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Sometimes Instagram's algorithm throws up a real gem.

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Jolt Cola poster from the 80's

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I could use a stack of these.

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Next weekend on Game of Thrones.....

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Nice running shoes I found with one small problem

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Bilbos

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The universal language

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Catching her big break

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the logic is that you?

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Get lost. Feeding.

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It's not what it looks like

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Just doing some speleology, when suddenly...

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Japanese art we can all appreciate

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Misunderstandings

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iPhone 7 AirPod

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With friends like these...

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Who wore it better?

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It's my [f]irst Halloweeen! Be gentle, I'm shy.

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Multipurpose glove

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I see what you did there

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Truth!

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Who wore it better?

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In case you were wondering

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The trip to the Dagobah System gone wild

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My mom didn't notice the card she sent to my GF for her birthday...

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Favorite spot

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D E T A I L

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