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Reddit: I was at Pride in San Francisco this weekend, and you'll never guess who I ran into! Your mom! NSFW

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My mom had a TIL moment about how ninjas would dip their throwing stars into feces in order to cause the wounds to get infected. This is her take on it. [NSFW to hide thumbnail]

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"But mom, I can see his cock as plain as day!" [NSFW if you can look at Reddit at work but can't look at a black square covering a cock]

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUR MOM

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my mom is my girlfriend..........

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Changed my husband's iPhone background while he was in the shower. Hey hun, your mom called.

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Changed my husband's iPhone wallpaper while he was in the shower. Hey hun, your mom called.

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How I picture One Million Moms [FIXED] (NSFW)

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My mom likes to upload pics on facebook

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Anyone Watching Dance Moms?

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Happy Birthday Mom!- hope you like the cake I made ;)

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My friend made this her mom's birthday. [NSFW]

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After reading through the guy's AMA who had sex with his mom, I decided to take a break from the internet and watch Game of Thrones, only to see this. What is happening in my life. [NSFW]

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I saw your mom at the garden the other day...

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My mom's new shirt. (Sort of NSFW)

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Its for a good reason, mom.

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Yes mom I'll wear my jacket and helmet...Is she gone yet? Radical.

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Katy Perry's mom is on OKcupid?!

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My mom said this kiwi was juicy after eating it

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My mom is still getting used to facebook

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Friend found this on her moms old phone...

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My moms dog has got it figured out

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Friend's mom baked this for...something? (possibly NSFW)

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A baby fly that landed on my phone today, was cute. My mom wanted see one after I told her, and this is what Google images thought was relevant...

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My mom just received this text from a wrong number...

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So my friends mom just posted this to her FB

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My mom just doesn't see it.

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Was shopping for a new toilet paper dispenser for my mom. Didn't expect to find something as apt as this, though...

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Huffington post has some great gift ideas for mom! (mildly NSFW)

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Just found this in my moms storage closer...

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Found this in my moms storage closet.

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Take 2 (w/ picture): My mom is moving out of our childhood home and asked if I wanted to keep this.

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[NSFW] Mom just got Apple TV. I now have a worst new fear

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Just uncovered the surprise my mom left for me in my easter candy. Not even mad

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I found your moms dildo.

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Here's to you Mom (NSFW)

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Happy Birthday Mom... (NSFW)

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So, my mom just uploaded my brother's prom photos...(fixed)

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Found an old note my younger cousin wrote... she was reporting her naughty younger brother James to her mom [NSFW]

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We sent this to my Asian buddy on his birthday, it was passed past his mom before they noticed.

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Found some kind of Karambit under my moms bed. Never thought she would use weapons.

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Your mom's birthday party was off the hook! [NSFW]

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26 Mother's Day Gift Ideas Your Mom Will Love!

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Found the perfect card for my mom

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My mom accidentally sent me snuff

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Things got wild last night at a hot mom contest in Pittsburgh last night [NSFW]

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Things got wild last night at the hot mom contest in Pittsburgh [NSFW]

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Ever been so scared that you felt up your mom? NSFW

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I fucked yer mom

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The worst wrong text ever. Sent this to my mom! NSFW

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That face you make your mom walks in mid finish NSFW

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MRW my mom walks in on me playing with myself

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My mom found this for my Christmas decorations... Said it was a candy cane.

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[NSFW] When I was a kid, watching my mom make my PB & J for my lunch the next day and she's laying the peanut butter on thick...

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Home decor with their last name McManus. I thought it said Mom Anus ?

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I got your Mom a present.

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Every Christmas, my mom insists on putting out my brothers' Christmas ornament he made in kindergarten 20 years ago.

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