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This Is Why You Should Hide Your Kids [PIC]

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"Hi honey, just going to pick the kids up from school, do we have any clean shirts?"

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Safe For Kids! (slightly nsfw)

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Poor kid

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Man, kids today have a lot better prizes than I remember getting growing up.

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A kid from my school ran a ballsy race

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As a parent, just relieved to find out this is not my kid!!!

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Man, in hindsight, spy kids sucked

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Looking for pictures of Puma Swede, stumbled upon this little kid (NSFW)

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These kids will have the time of their life tonight

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Some kid posted this on Facebook. NSFW

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So I found a 15 year old kid's wallet today

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That's a nice..kid you have there.

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My friend's sister is a third grade teacher at a school where some of the kids don't speak English very well...this was given to her as a gift today [NSFW]

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The kid is really diving deep there

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My brother puts the Shelf Elf out every year to keep an eye on his kids while Santa is busy...my brother and the Elf took a night off (NSFW)

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Only 90's kids will understand...

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I feel bad for kids today. I googled "jinkies" and got this. (NSFW)

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My sisters kids made a shopping list.(May be NSFW)

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No kidding

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As a 30 yo Woman without Kids. [FIXED]

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Apparently there's an upset kid in this picture

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Poor kid at Glastonbury realization meme.

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That kids face [NSFW]

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Watching old wrestling matches as an adult you notice things you didnt notice as a kid (nsfw)

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My husband requested this painting for his birthday. Dick Butt × Twinkie the Kid

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A lady finds a kid while hiking and raises it for 4 years.

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Pro tip: Don't just give your kid that random Pyramid Collection catalog to look at. It's not just clothes.

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Took My Kids To A Candy Store In The Mall, Something For Everyone..

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My wife and I found this book in kids section...(other image in comments.)NSFW!

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Parents caught their kid on PornHub and forced him to have his picture taken in front of the computer screen

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Came home from work on Christmas Eve from to find these cooling on the stove. My wife and I don't have any kids... yet. NSFW?

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And that's how you sneak dickbutt into a kids movie

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Blind Asian kid reading braille

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You called your kid what?!??!?

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[NSFW] Kid in my welding class tried to be sneaky and watch porn

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Why Dragonball isn't a kids show.

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Went a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there, kid? (Possibly NSFW)

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Make yourself comfortable, kids.

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The look on this kids face is priceless!

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When dads make the kid's science fair experiment.

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So my GF's kid drew a cat at school today . . . (NSFW)

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My friend's kid drew snails (nsfw)

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90's kids know the struggle [NSFW]

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Im a real estate photographer. This was in a kids room in a house,to be fair he couldn't read yet.

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A friend's kid drew some fidget spinners.

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Cake for the kid, a gift for the mom

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Hide’ yo kids, hide’ yo wife

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Toys have changed a lot since I was a kid

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Ordered some stickers for my kids from AliExpress, and found this gem amongst them. The wife was not amused.

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Oh the fun the kids will have with these...

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Not for kids (NSFW)

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Don't partake in the devils lettuce kids

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NSFW So was at my local Walmart looking for tablets for kids and came across this.

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My friend noticed something off about her kids Halloween mask when turned upside down.

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Slightly inappropriate joke in a kids joke book! (Possible NSFW)

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Never let your teenage kids make cookies alone

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