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My brother just gave me the best birthday present I've ever gotten [nsfw]

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Got a new pressure cooker for my birthday! Let's look up some recipes... - wait, what? (Sort of NSFW)

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My sister-in-law made my brother a birthday cake for today. I think she nailed it. [nsfw]

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Happy Birthday!

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Blackout on my birthday. I'm gonna say I went to bed happy. NSFW (language)

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Made this birthday present for my friend, don't know whether he'll shake my hand or punch me in the face

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It was a "Y" in HAPPY BIRTHDAY...immaturity took over

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Got a great birthday present from my sister yesterday

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Draw something fun: Birthday!

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Happy Birthday, baby :)

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On my Reddit birthday, I'd like to share with you the bracelet I bought in a drunken state during my trip to Thailand. (NSFW)

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My dad makes replicas of antique pincushions as a hobby. This is the one I got for my birthday. (NSFW)

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Saw this creative Birthday Cake on my FB news feed. [NSFW]

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Googled how to write "Happy birthday" in Chinese. Found this. [NSFW]

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My g/f made the neighbor some birthday cupcakes. (nsfw?)

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I wanted to find a sexy girl "happy birthday" picture to send to my brother this morning, found this instead. [NSFW]

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Happy Birthday

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Book I got for my birthday. Challenge accepted! (Slightly NSFW)

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My friends birthday cake

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I was having trouble finding a memorable 30th birthday present for the husband, and then I found this fox hanging out at the thrift store.

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My manager told us it was her birthday ten minutes before closing. I think we pulled it out

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My buddy just picked up this...lovely cake for another friends birthday. [NSFW]

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My mate in Afghanistan couldn't come to celebrate my 20th birthday, so he sent me this...

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It's my birthday (actual, not cakeday) today, so I felt like posting what will always and forever be my all-time favorite picture on the internet.

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For my cakeday, I present to you the cake i received on my birthday. I was recently accepted to medical school

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Happy birthday dear!

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I was the first girl to bake my guyfriend a birthday cake, this was my masterpiece. (NSFW)

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My friend's parents are both chefs. Their son got an interesting birthday cake today.

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My buddy got a nice birthday card... (NSFW)

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Today is my birthday, this is what my brother-in-law sent.

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My birthday is today and my dad just sent me this. He said he just made it up. NSFW

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My husband requested this painting for his birthday. Dick Butt × Twinkie the Kid

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Friend has a habit of getting naked on her birthday. Here is what this year looked like.

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My wife is out of town for my birthday so I made my own breakfast

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I thought you guys would enjoy this birthday cake that one of my best friends surprised me with...

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It was my birthday Sunday. Here is the cake my friends surprised me with before the Cowboys game. (NSFW)

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A special birthday cake I made

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So... My wife works in a bakery and her co-worker made this cake for my birthday. (NSFW)

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Your mom's birthday was off the hook! [NSFW]

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We were fortunate enough to visit the zoo on his birthday!

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Happy birthday Clint!

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My birthday card, this is How I know my friends love me!

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Reddit, I give you Titty Cake Guy :) ... Aka my grandpa & the patriarch of our family, on his 80th birthday.

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My bosses boss got the greatest piece of ass for his birthday. [NSFW]

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"Happy birthday Curt"

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Who the hell does this for a one year old's birthday? [possibly not really NSFW]

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[NSFW] Got this card for my birthday yesterday

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It's a Birthday Party

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When you can't wait to celebrate your buddy's birthday.

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"Let's go to the strip club for your birthday" they said. "It'll be fun" they said.

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My brother sent me some fuckin' beers for my birthday today.

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My dad sent me a birthday text.

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When my wife finally gives me a handjob for my birthday

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My Sister made this card for her boyfriend on his birthday

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Happy Birthday, boss

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Happy 40th Scott! We're all over the moon about your birthday.

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