Jizz

Gramps wanted a Gator 6x6 for the farm, but said they were too expensive for what they are. So he made this himself.

4x4, UserCars

Cammed with my ex-fuckbuddy for the first time a couple days ago, and he "didn't enjoy" himself. Dunno about you, but I think he's crazy ;)

gonewild

For my cake day, the classiest guy who ever introduced himself as a "funny cunt"

lolgrindr

Redditor photoshop himself to a panoramic photo for karma. I can't believe r/funny fell for it.

KarmaConspiracy

Guess who got himself a ticket for sympathy sex

ladybonersgw

A shop owner in my town has landed himself in trouble for having used this fake ad for the popular Swedish scratchcard lottery, Triss. The slogan, in keeping with official ads, reads "suddenly it happens." [NSFW]

funny

I don't usually come on reddit, but this comment was left for me after he replied to himself twice, for a comment I left giving my negative opinion on them.

cringepics

My cat has claimed my girlfriends tits for himself...

funny

Guy forgets his sister is using the computer for streaming, enjoying himself a bit to much

LivestreamFails

[50/50] Armadillo plays with a toy | Lonely single guy gets himself ready for a date with his hand (Not-NSFW)

FiftyFifty

My dad has the wknd to himself so my hubby persuaded for us to go over and for me to lounge around comfortably in these shorts. We'll see what happens...

wifesharing, bestofwives

I got permission to stitch Dead Pool from the end credits of the movie as long as I make one for the artist himself. This is what I designed special for him! NSFW

CrossStitch

[50/50] Kid eats dirt for taunting a cat (Not-NSFW) | Skateboarder wipes out and impales himself with a steel rod (NSFW/NSFL)

FiftyFifty

Making himself pretty for you

traphentai

Grown man fucks himself for 30 minutes live on Youtube NSFW

NLSSCircleJerk

Willingly ruining himself for Chloe Foster [Hand-free]

RuinedOrgasms

[NSFW/NSFL: Animal Abuse] Man creates Instagram for sole purpose of posting videos and pictures of himself choking and beating rabbits.

rage

(23)(online) looking for a daddy who wants to spoil me in exchange for being spoiled himself ♡

SugarBaby

Dude from high school that was coo-coo for cocopuffs. Fast forward, I recieved these lovely messages a couple of years back & thought this was a good place to post. I heard he's posted pics of himself with guns/assorted knives and bugs other HS peeps

creepyPMs

i know it's probably an officel art from Keito Kōme himself but i've been looking for so long for this and still not a clue anyway sauce please

HentaiSource

Aron Ralston's self-amputated arm stuck between a boulder and a canyon wall; he was trapped in the canyon for six days before freeing himself

Jessicamshannon

[F/D] Dad can't keep his eyes to himself! Though to be fair, I don't like making it easy for him to resist

wincest

Would hubby be himself if he didn't get a dual ass picture? Lol. Short gov incoming later of us both shaking for him. Enjoy :) (Also double facial video coming eventually as he got that too) what a fun weekend!

Ellie_Silk, u_Bambamsn2009, u_timorbinz

Preparing Himself For You

traphentai

She is a poor sexual tactician. She should have had her cuck pay for the new toys - pay for his replacement himself.

chastity, u_patricia_1b

TB to when he saved himself for a week

cumsluts, u_James123456678, u_jakay25, slutfest69, verybestnsfw

My dog just accidentally killed himself, Let me snap a quick pic for the ‘Gram before I do anything else.

iamatotalpieceofshit

Looking for a bud who also wants to slavish devote himself to serving a goddess to the point of becoming gay for her

jobuds

Santa outdid himself last year I ate Asian for breakfast lunch and dinner maybe this year I’ll ask for something with a little more white meat.. Who doesn’t love fresh Italian

rearpussy

From a small cup at the fish store to a 55 gallon tank all to himself. I hope this is enough room for him to swim happily.

Aquariums

Bridgette B is too much woman for 1 guy to handle by himself! ?

BridgetteB, u_Critiat

He got on Grindr for the first time and built up the guts to message a couple asking for a threesome. He found himself bent over getting fucked in the ass, and heard a mean whisper in his ear - “lick his ass faggot”. A broken straight boy, he obeyed.

straightturnedgay, submissivemen, boysfucking

Tall, fit Armenian guy with a beard came in to the stall next to me. Sat down in the chair and stroked himself for a bit while starin at me through the gloryhole. He finally ended up sticking his dick through. I sucked him for a good while. He ended up je

gaycruising

“Beg for it. Tell me you want my cock. I won’t tell.” Chris felt him slide his hand over his hole. His mind was racing, this wasn’t him, he’s not gay, he’s straight. Pressure built and he let himself start to get finger banged like a girl. It felt good. H

straightturnedgay, StraightToSissy, GayKink, gaynsfw, Coercedbi, NSFWgayporn, assprep, u_furqndbulk

Spread him eagle and fuck him in front of his girlfriend. Make him whimper. Make him moan. Make him thank you for your cock while he cums all over himself like a teenage girl in heat.

straightturnedgay, StraightToGay, u_bustard18

Nine and his Master ~~ A beautiful cam boy flies out to meet his Master for the first time, blindfolding and strapping himself in, awaiting her arrival. The click of her heels, the brush of her fingers, the purr of her voice turns him to putty. *Commissio

gentlefemdom, pegginghentai, sex_comics, theGoodHentai, u_fenrirwolfenstein666, PeggingArt

"We can fall in love later on." Additional evidence that single moms whose "kids come first" care more about a man providing for her children than himself and romance.

WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

Worm in an apple. The worm was hard to control (pun intended) but behaved himself for the photoshoot

cospenis

My husband says it would be selfish to keep ne all for himself.

NakedYoga

I’m looking for a man who calls himself a bull that I can dominate. I’m looking for some men to boss around and service me well. Only my husband dominates me. I’m in charge of you. How many on you are interested?

CUMpliment

The moment when your mind completely surrenders, watching the dominant man enjoying himself as he uses your body for his own pelasure

IWantToBeHerHentai

How does one prepare himself for a scene with Peta,i do not know...

PetaJensen