Jizz

Boobie muffins went down so well, I thought I'd better share the Penis birthday cake too :) (It took a total of 10 hours to complete!)

Baking, FoodPorn

My girlfriend said she had a surprise for me when I came home from work. This is what I found. May be nsfw.

FoodPorn, funny

It's hard to find them in actual butts, but I this still counts.

BaguettesInButts, WhyWouldYouFuckThat, FoodPorn

tried submitting this to r/foodporn, but they weren't amused

nsfw, FoodPorn

Masala Steak Gatsby

food, FoodPorn

[NSFW] Chilly willy

funny, FoodPorn

$60 and nearly 6 hours later... I present to you: the boob cake (nsfw)

NSFWFunny, FoodPorn

Me snowballing! :-o [f]19

gonewild, FoodPorn

[F]eeling sexy on the beach [Xpost from /r/foodporn) (NSFW)

carrotporn, gonewild, captionthis, FoodPorn, funnyfood

[f]irst post, be gentle.

FoodPorn, misleadingthumbnails, funny

More Corn

rule34, FoodPorn, NoSillySuffix

Food porn meat. Probably NSFW. [OC] [597x800]

FoodPorn, WTF

Here's a pic of me making whoopie (NSFW)

lancaster, FoodPorn

Cream Pie (Slightly NSFW) [480 × 640]

FoodPorn, funny

A friend made this cake for his roommate's birthday [NSFW]

pics, FoodPorn, funny

Food + Porn = Bachelorette Party

FoodPorn, Baking

My Home Made Naughty Gingerbread Men Cookies. [1045 x 779] [OC]

FoodPorn, bdsm

My friend at work carved this out of a carrot...it seemed appropriate. [631x328] - [NSFW]

FoodPorn, ImagesOfFood

Real Food Porn (OC) (1632x1224)

FoodPorn, funny

This Is Real Food Porn [NSFW] [4608x3456]

FoodPorn, funny

My interpretation of the famous Chik-Fil-A Sammich.(NSFW)

food, FoodPorn, drunkencookery

Yepp, turned out great!

FoodPorn, funny

PepperBoney Pizza [960 x 720] [OC] NSFW

FoodPorn, shittyfoodporn

Response to the dictator post: we too have had genitalia potatoes. (NSFW)

KitchenConfidential, FoodPorn, FiftyFifty, Pareidolia

This muscle looks like a vagina (NSFW?)

FoodPorn, NoSillySuffix, shittyfoodporn

[NSFW] Homemade birthday "lady cake." [453 x 604 pixels] [OC]

FoodPorn, NoSillySuffix

ポルノらしく行こう！

FoodPorn_ja

Am I doing it right? (Possibly NSFW) [640x640]

FoodPorn, NoSillySuffix

Sexy topless yogurt.

ConfusedBoners, FoodPorn

Norwegian fishpudding, shrimps, peas and puff pastry in a creamy white sauce. [1350x1350]

FoodPorn, FoodFans, NoSillySuffix

I Present : Food Porn By Lucifer Chocolate [3264x2448] NSFW

FoodPorn, FoodFans, NoSillySuffix

Something a little different (nsfw) x-post from r/pariedolia

FoodPorn, ConfusedBoners

Uh, do I take it back? [1080 x 1920]

FoodPorn, FoodFans, NoSillySuffix

NSFW Face down a** up [5312x2988] [OC]

FoodPorn, FoodFans, NoSillySuffix

I can't believe it's not butter?

shittyfoodporn, FoodPorn

NSFW penetration

FoodPorn, gifs, nsfwgif

(NSFW) Is this too literal? [460x460]

FoodPorn, FoodFans, NoSillySuffix

[homemade] hand sculpted chocolate cream filled penii

food, WTF, KitchenConfidential, StupidFood, shittyfoodporn, FoodPorn

Originally ended up as FB friends because she was going to clean my dog kennel.

trashy, FoodPorn

I am taking the title of this sub seriously. Dark chocolate dulce de leche truffles. We are thinking of calling them Double D's. Any other ideas?? ?? [OC][4119 x 2746]

FoodPorn, WTF

Does this count?

FoodPorn, sheer, seethru, nsfwfood

[oc] Bacon and eggs

FoodPorn, NoSillySuffix

My cheddar and bacon garlic mashed potatoes in honor of space force. (with bacon rocket ship shooting laser bacon from the tip)

FoodPorn

Baby cake. They are having twins!

FoodPorn

Today's Torta® , and mustard du jour for you sick bastards! (Ingredient list, and album in comments)

Sandwiches, FoodPorn

Brilliant Norwegian sex shop advertising

gifsthatkeepongiving, dontputyourdickinthat, u_Themaster0fwar, OddlyArousing, mildlyvagina, FoodPorn, ofcoursethatsathing, AdPorn, mustfuck, mildlypenis

Does this belong here?

FoodPorn

Who cares about the real porn?! JUST GIMMIE DAT WOK! [NSFW]

FoodPorn

I hope this counts! Cake I made for a bachelor party this weekend

FoodPorn

Not your usual baking, but please enjoy my sex toy biscuits i made : )

Baking, CasualUK, FoodPorn

So I tried my hand at making paté and this batch came out looking rather interesting...

FoodPorn

Why did you stop scrolling?

FoodPorn

My rimming shortbread biscuits [nsfw]

FoodPorn, CasualUK

[OC] Getting cocky with my baking

FoodPorn

My Incredible Sack

FoodPorn