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The_Donald

As a newly naturalized citizen of r/the_donald, I'm doing my civic duty to ward off the SJW horde with quality shitposts

The_Donald

Reminder: Don't forget to stop and consider the actual people who are behind all the downvote brigading, and their utter irrelevance. You likely wouldn't give them even a moment of your attention in person.

The_Donald

it's disgusting & unfair the way the media can choose to blackout candidates like how they do with Bernie...yet look what they do my post on here

The_Donald

Are the brigaders willing to be racist enough to downvote a black man?

The_Donald

According to Twitter, today is "#NationalSendANudeDay". Unfortunately, this is the only one I have anymore... THE REST GOT DELETED.

The_Donald

HOW THE H*LL WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU WERE JUST IN THE BATHROOM MFER

THE_PACK

THIS CHICK IN THE LIBRARY NEEDS TO STFU THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!

THE_PACK

SUMTIMES U JUDT GOT TO FIGGER OUT THE ---BIG--- QUESCHUNS BI*CH, CALL ME "THE THINKER"

THE_PACK

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THE_PACK

WHOSE IN CTRL NOW HUH? (SERIOSLY THO U NEED TO HAVE RESPECT AND FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE HOUSE ASWELL AS *THE PACK*)

THE_PACK

I WORKED REAL HARD ON IT WHEN YOU CAME TO VISIT AND WANTED TO IMPRESS YOU BECAUSE I JUST WANT YOU TO FEEL GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE_PACK

Huell was hoping he wouldn't be photographed at the protest. To be fair, it was wrong to ban Totino's Pizza Rolls in America

The_Huell

SERIOUSLY IM MFING ABOUT TO KICK THE ASSPIPE WHO "MISHEARD" ME OVER THE SPEAKER IN THE BALLS

THE_PACK

[nsfw] Leaked photo of Obama, totally unable to verify. Let's just allow the people to decide, mkay?

The_Donald

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO ANY DOCTORS BECAUSE WOLVES DON'T GO TO DOCTORS AND I'M A BADASS BUT I'M JUST CONCERNED AND IT'S NOT HANGING DOOKY BECAUSE I HAD ALREADY TRIED PICKING AT IT WITH MY FINGER!!!!!!!

THE_PACK

Remember folks, this is the twisted bitch that is going to lecture us about morality at half time. Change the channel!

The_Donald

I'M TRYING TO RIDE IN PEACE I DON'T NEED TO LISTEN TO SHITTY RAP!!!!!

THE_PACK

Not to be outdone by Kendrick Lamar, the Grimace releases a new album to market his talents

the_grimace

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THE_PACK

HEY MFERS PLEASE SIGN UP FOR MY LETS PLAY CHANNEL I JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO AIM THE CAMERA AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN

THE_PACK

Children of Manchester have joined their French peers from Nice. Innocence robbed to never be made whole. Never let the victims be forgotten, and let the cause be wiped from the history books.

The_Donald

Donald Trump has given me the courage to come out of the closet and announce my true gender!

The_Donald

Oh shit guys, it's real, two prominent us politicians connected to Trump campaign with dangerous ties to Russia. I guess we should pack it in. Last one out turn off the lights please.

The_Donald

I CRANK THAT SHIT TO 11 MFER!!! IF YOU DONT LIKE IT GET THE HE'LL OUTTA THE KITCHEN!!!

THE_PACK

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THE_PACK

WE TRIED WARNING YA, ASS MUNCH!!! GET THE DICK OUTTA YOUR EAR AND LISTEN OR WE GONNA ESCORT YOUR ASS STRAIGHT TO SEE SANTANA AT THE GATES OF HE'LL!!!

THE_PACK

When its party time in r/The_Donald during the Phoenix God Emperor rally, and you stray off to look at "the others".....

The_Donald

Can anyone explain what in the hell is going on with these democrat meetings, DACA and the wall? Concern shills are having a field day all over the place online. Change of heart or is he playing chicken with the republicucks to force action?

The_Donald

"If black people actually cared about black people, they would care about the 100 black people shot by black people in the last 15 days. That is a greater number to save then resisting arrest and being shot by white cops" - common sense

The_Donald

ALSO TO KRYSTAL THE SEXY WAITRESS WITH THE BIG BOOBS ARE YOU SINGLE

THE_PACK

LONG TIME FAN, FIRST POST. PLZ RESPECT YOUR ELDERS (ME) THOUGH - I AM A BADASS I'M JUST REALLY OLD AND DON'T HAVE A LAWN TO YELL AT KIDS TO GET OFF OF SO I JUST NEED TO VENT OKAY

THE_PACK

Today this reporter became the first woman to enter the Syrian city of Mayadin without a Hijab since 2012. The city was liberated from ISIS few days ago.

The_Donald

Nothing to see here. Just a picture of Harvey Weinstein at "spirit cooker" Marina Abramović's 70th birthday party. Thrown last December by Vanity Fair, the party took place at the Guggenheim Museum in New York City. Harvey is seen here with his "drawing"

The_Donald

NSFW Mentally ill woman thinks she invented the perfect anti Trump item. Fails to see how AWESOME this metaphor is to Trump supporters.... (bend over cucks!)

The_Donald

HEY BROTHERS GIVE ME SOME HORNS ARWOOOOO LONG DAY OF SMOKING BONES DRINKIN MTN FROST AND PLAYING XBOX MY STEPDADS KID KYLE HAD THE FLU AND THE MFER GAVE IT TO ME.

THE_PACK

DAILY REMINDER: The largest mass shooting in history has disappeared from the news. No real new info, besides supposedly having 7 cell phones and a weird email to himself or someone else. No motive, nothing.......

The_Donald

THIS IS GOING TO BE A PAIN IN THE ASS. THE DEADLINE IS APPRAOCHING MFER

THE_PACK

I WORK TOO HARD AND SPEND TOO MUCH FUCKEN TIME AT THE BAR TO KEEP UP WITH YOUR NINTENDOS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE_PACK

Anyone else think Dumbo Ears Ryan should pack up and retire from his post already? That RINO turd is taking every opportunity to throw shitza at GEOTUS knowing he’ll never have to defend his actions to get re-elected. Couldn’t he go give his idol McCain s

The_Donald

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Never forget that Trump and his cult are responsible for making the USA the worst place on the planet when it comes to the deadly Covid-19 virus

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