Jizz

My roommate sent me this captioned, "excuse me good sir, I mustache you a question."

funny

[F] This is what reading your comments and PMs do to me..excuse me while I take care of myself now ;)

gonewild

I noticed this. And now if you excuse me. The Earth King just invited me to Lake Laogai.

TheLastAirbender

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but 2+2=5, right? Excuse me, I'll crawl back into my cave of horrible pick-up lines now....

ladybonersgw

Umm, excuse me YouTube, Buy me dinner first.

funny

Uhh... Excuse me, my eyes are up here...

traps, u_alskrurgdjksksud, u_peterson80, jobuds

Excuse me wtf?

audiophile

Um... excuse me sir? May I join you in bed tonight? | Check me

Sexsells

[VERIFICATION] excuse me, i am kinky, i am bi, i have TOYS, and i'm new in town... no but seriously i'm new here, please show me some love ???

Gonewild18

Excuse me? [NSFW)

WTFwish

[MF] Excuse me miss but you seem to have pulled up your skirt while bending over and flashing your electric blue vagina at me (paintchaser)

Fureeuse, u_throwaway357431

[F] 34 excuse me, is there some thing in my pussy? Let me bend over so you can get a better look.

gonewild, ToysGW

Excuse me, sir or madam or gender neutral...

worldpolitics

"Mom?!" I said as I understood who was inside this artificial body. "My darling. You didn't tell me that you and your wife bought a bodysuit. You'll excuse me, but I wanted to try it on" I was now wondering how my mother would handle the powerful sexual u

OldAgeRegression, u_beyshaad

Excuse me what - more of Hololewd on redporn.us

Hololewd

Umm,excuse me nun,but it looks to me like you are a bit underdressed...not that i complain...

LenaPaul, u_Shemale6911, u_BorisDaSovietLuvHamr, nunsploitation

excuse me sir can I park my ass on youC face? ?

MasterOfAnal

excuse me sir can I sit my ass on your face like a gooG little schoolgirl ? ?

CumTornado

Excuse me, is youB face taken?

BrittanyFurlan

“Excuse me, I havedsomething to say” ??

superheroporn

Excuse me, is This seat taken? ? ?

blowjobsandwich

[F]excuse me, could you fuck me hard?

asstastic, horny, assinthong, booty_queens, TheThiccness, Thighs, PerkyChubby

Excuse me, is this seat taken? Yeah, I mean your face.

vtl

Excuse me, is this seat taken? Yeah, I mean your face.

MermaidGirls

Excuse me, is this seat taken? Yeah, I mean your face.

plantsluts

I need help in this position. Excuse me, Can you stay back on me?

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[OC] "Excuse me mom, get out of the bath and feed me" ?

watchitforthecat

Excuse me miss, I think you dropped something

PlusSizeAllNSFW

Excuse me, is this seat taken? Yeah, I mean your face.

ILoveAsianWhores

"E-Excuse me, but I think this one is a little small for me... "

AnimeMILFS, u_FortifiedOnion, HentaiHentai, Euphorian, u_tsunades_boobies

[F] excuse me could you please fuck me in the mouth?

BDSMGW, TikTokNude, Slut, spitfetish

Excuse me sir... Can I please sit down now..? ?? (F) (29) Slut Milf..?‍♀️?

wifeyworld

Um, pardon me, excuse me, sir.

Undercocks