Jizz

[NSFW] North Korea Happy Time News Agency: Dear Leader Kim Jong-il died heroically at 69

funny

gay marriage... or just lolz for everyone else, maybe? I am a [6]ish and just died laughing at this

trees, WTF, wtfnsfw

Why isn't the boss dieing? He just keeps staring at... me? [nsfw]

gaming

The night before he died, a friend of mine drew something on the wall in the bathroom of his favorite bar. His death was especially shocking so to sort out our feelings everyone got together at this bar the next night. It was then that his drawing was dis

pics

I froze and nearly died seeing these at comics n stuff

Portal

Got to love Reddit!!! Died laughing after seeing Herbert looking at another post!

gaymers

I fucking died when i looked at 'Turbo'.

DafuqPictures

Introducing 'Dorothy Dandridge' at the 'Monsters Ball'. I would 'Die Another Day' just to be with her on 'New Year's Eve.'

movies

Someone at my college committed suicide last night. I saw this interaction between an English professor and a student on Facebook and just about died laughing.

IGTHFT_HAM, ImGoingToHellForThis

A veteran British fighter for the people, Tony Benn, has died. He would have been at home in this sub. Here is my favourite quote of his. [auto-x-post - OP was Fuckyousantorum]

fringediscussion

power supply died, had the guts out to troubleshoot. New one just got here but no time to get everything back in the case at the moment

cablefail

My first attempt at naturally dying Easter eggs...

dingdingdingdingding

Gorgeous l[a]dies got restocked at my local supermarket

avocadosgonewild

I died laughing at this [6] stay classy my frients.

trees

7 Days To Die can be a little dirty at times

gaming

Stuck at work and [M]y cock is dying to get out of these pants and be stroked to all you beautiful women...

gonewild

During the steeple hating process at Reddit my sister died. They sent this in the mail. STOP BUYING REDDIT GOLD

circlejerk

Even in defeat, the Feminist Revolutionary thought she would at least have the dignity of dying a Martyr for the cause against Capitalist Patriarchy. Instead she is left with not a scrap of dignity or clothing; and suffers the humiliation of being publicl

breakfeminazis

Hey Reddit, you may remember me as the OP of the "Floor Safe" thread. Don't worry guys, I've finally delivered. Aren't you dying to find out what's inside? WARNING: find out at your own risk!

circlejerk

Saw this originally on a random WebM thread on 4chan but no source was posted, dying to know where it came from or at least who the girl is.

pornID

My first thought when Christina Grimmie died was "She was beautiful, but did she put out? If she didn't put out, we didn't really lose anything. At least she isn't teasing us anymore."

ImGoingToHellForThis

3 people dies and 14 are injured when a car runs a red light at almost 100 km/h [NSFL]

WTF

White trash folks just shouldn't reproduce anymore, lol look at these motherfucking inbreds, they need to fucking die, hopefully they all get cancer

ImGoingToHellForThis

(m) 21 dying of boredom at work. Whatcha think?

gonewild

Royo's first pass at the The A Time of Dying cover

swordmistressofchaos

(M) Be at the park by the house @2. Gotta get off for a minute phone dieing see you there hopfully

gonewild

In 2009, caver John Jones died in Nutty Putty cave after being trapped upside down for over 26 hours. I'm not claustrophobic but I can barely look at this.

scaredshitless

Found this over at r/antimlm - Posted on an article about a family dying in a house fire.

ImGoingToHellForThis

Buds, I’m horny as fuck...stuck at work and dying to stroke. Let’s chat ;) PM me or leave your kik here. Pics galore and no limits ;)

jobuds

Snuck off at my friend’s house to snap a pic. Dying to ride someone

GaybrosGoneWild

Sure, it smells like something crawled up in there and died, unsurprisingly he didn't keep his promise either...but at least his sweaty jock ass is spot clean thanks to your foolish sister!

bangmybully

DON'T LET IT DIE IN NEW. JAMES CHARLES HAS SMILED LOOKING AT YOU UPVOTE TO MAKE HIM GO AWAY.PS : subscribe to my friends channel i want to give him a birthday gift.

PewdiepieSubmissions

DON'T LET IT DIE IN NEW. JAMES CHARLES HAS SMILED LOOKING AT YOU, subscribe TO MAKE HIM GO AWAY.PS: subscribe to my friends channel i want to give him a birthday gift.

PewdiepieSubmissions

GF and I were messing around at the pool today and got home and got horny. I told her about this sub. She is dying to hear what you think.

WouldYouFuckMyWife

Rat at work got caught between a beam and died coughing out. NSFW

WTF

[Selling] Little miss slut is dying to make you cum,! Get my gfe for its lowest price ever! Content packages start at $20! Get a free gift with orders of $50+ ! Sexting. Gfe. Salve for a day. Snapchat. Kik cholekay94 menu in comments.

sellingnudes

Cum slut is dying to please you! Make me your submissive slave for a day for only $70! Lowest gfe offer ever! Content packages stating at $20! Get a half hour or more of sexting & get a free month of my snapchat! Kik chloekay94

nipplefuck

The classic "I want to die but at least I'm hot" look

twinks

My puts are dying but at least ToS is cheering me up. 5/1 SPY $210

wallstreetbets

Crisis! My PlayStation controller is no more ? now I can't game at all ? cheeky smile from before my controller died

gonewild

POV u are dying from coronavirus and i’ve come to offer you a chance at eternal life

palegirls, SnowWhites, LadiesOfDarkness

Can I smoke with him at least once before I die

u_vannefftor

CDC Covid19 death by age. 0-24 Howard told Josh to stay home, at his age he could die??? Yeah driving to school. Howard wants everyone to SHUT DOWN for 6 weeks? Sweden says hold my beer. KUNT

howardstern

When I die, I want a disease named after me, with symptoms that include "being fucking awesome at everything."

AdultConnect_usa, AdultConnect_uk

Cyra dying her carpet and drapes in commemoration of the Uniform Frap at Starbuckss How cool. Content took from momentgirl.com

DyedPubes

Please come look at my feet.. I'm dying to take pics for you. All sorts of feet content. Message me or click the link⬇️?

feetsellers

Absolutely fucking dying for your attention. Kik me at altteao2211

iwanttobeagirl

Tried dying my hair pink at home... what do you think?

GoneMild

? If I die before I wake At least in heaven I can skate ‘Cause right now on earth I can’t do jack Without the man up on my back?[F]

GOONPUMP

Tried dying my hair pink at home... What do you think? [F]

Kenzie_Madison

Tried dying my hair pink at home... What do you think? [F]

OldSchoolCoolNSFW

Tried dying my hair pink at home... What do you think? [F]

Boredandignoredhentai

Tried dying my hair pink at home... What do you think? [F]

gaynsfw

If we stay out too late, my friends and I just crash out at our one buddy's place. This time I made sure to wake him up with a thank you I've been dying to express to him [OC] [F]

SlutMouth

Skinny At least you will not die s!nap>racescale!

SlutsInPublic

? If I die before I wake At least in heaven I can skate ‘Cause right now on earth I can’t do jack Without the man up on my back?[F]

Boobie

Tried dying my hair pink at home... What do you think? [F]

DillionHarper

The last photo I took of My wife Libby, with a gift I got her. She died a week later from a pulmonary embolism in her sleep at 36. Not sure how two years has gone by.

u_Traditional-Froyo82