Jizz

Slutty Bitch

drunk

I dont always throw up...

drunk

Got no love from r/funny, so I figured you all would appreciate this...Behold!! Baby Kyle at his best!

drunk

Great Date

drunk

$1,300 worth of liquor in one night brings out the horniness in everyone apparently...I'm the one being molested.

drunk

One of those nights...

drunk

Fuck your costume, here's how we spent the weekend [NSFW]

drunk

I asked my friend if she had fun last weekend, and she sent me this as a reply.

drunk

So this is where the girls and I ended up after our work Christmas party nsfw

drunk

I didn't even have to wait for him to pass out.

drunk

Found this slightly NSFW signage outside a bar in Northern Wisconsin. Lost my appetite, but not my thirst!

drunk

Standard Wednesday out...

drunk

Saw this on my FB. Party hard bros! [NSFW] [x-post from r/wtf]

drunk

I suggest we drink before we go out drinking!

drunk

Oh the things I'd do to Famke Janssen (NSFW)

drunk

An interesting way to do body shots ((nsfw))

drunk

INTRODUCING the slip n slide

drunk

The a[f]termath of a long cake day... (NSFW)

drunk

Damn, no toilet paper

drunk

He insisted we long pour gin to him from the second story balcony, at least he stripped down first.

drunk

My brother came home from the bar like this...

drunk

Almost made it... (NSFW)

drunk

FACE DOWN ASS UP THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO GET FUCKED UP! (NSFW)

drunk

TRIPLE STREAM [GROSS]

drunk

My Friday night

drunk

My shot glass made a penis on the table. NSFW.

drunk

Me every Friday (x-post from r/gifs)

drunk

spring break chick

drunk

My friends onesie butt flap broke last night...

drunk

ops

drunk

I tried really hard to lose my virginity this night and got incredibly angry that I couldn't so I ripped off all my clothes back at the hotel and yelled "Look at this dick! It'll never get laid! I'm joining the clergy!" [NSFW]

drunk

My friend's 21st was last night. This is me. Not my birthday. (NSFW?)

drunk

Probalby the best photo i've ever taken.

drunk

Let's get this party started [NSFW]

drunk

Guess this beer

drunk

Beer and boobies. [NSFW]

drunk

I made Bill Cosby Jell-O Shots - perfect for an alcoholic white elephant gift exchange (last 2 pics are mildly NSFW)

drunk

Fell asleep while taking a shit..

drunk

The old fashioned #dumpie

drunk

Pretty much sums up our night of drinking in the hot tub.

drunk

I was carrying a pint glass with a beer in it and ended up in urgent care (NSFW/L)

drunk

Mind my wicked words and tipsy topsy slursss

drunk

Anyone know what the hell I'm supposed to do with these?

drunk

Side bewb, watching Rick and Morty and fcki fucked nsfw

drunk

NSFW popped out at bar, with a little help!

drunk

NSFW Just because.. boobs and booze!

drunk

Bored and taking requests maybe NSFW

drunk

That mysterious shot

drunk

Drinking this weekend, got super excited and accidentally slid down 6 wooden stairs on my ass cheek in my friends house. It really hurts, NSFW

drunk

Delivering on last night's drunken promised boob touches.

drunk

Gf of 4 and a half years officially ended it today.. 1 updoot = 1 sip

drunk

Last day of work before vacation....I'm checked right out. NSFW

drunk