Jizz

"Really?? It's a body wash dispenser?? It looks more like a huge sausage!"

Boobies

Lotion dispenser

softies

I don't take orders from a paper towel dispenser.

firstworldanarchists

This damn paper towel dispenser was keeping me down.

firstworldanarchists

New Pez Dispenser!

nsfw_wtf

Has anyone else received an actual present for the Holiday Bullshit? I just got a Pur Filtered Water Dispenser as an Amazon gift from Daniel Dranove. I was real confused until I searched his name. (x-post /r/HolidayBullshit)

cardsagainsthumanity

Carrot Cake Dispenser [Pinkie Pie][Cup Cake][M/F] (artist: poprocks)

TrueClop

It's a formal affair, but thanks to Reddit they think it's play time...shall I dispense with the formalities and let them loose?

gonewildcurvy, gonewild, BigBoobsGW

What's in your PEZ dispenser?

opiates

Corona dispenser

anal, fapfactory, hardanal

I consider hi(m) my own personal (f)ace lotion dispenser. ;)

gonewild

The butler and his cum dispensing dolly.

Futadomworld

Having fun using drink dispenser.

NSFWFunny

Tape dispenser

Bondage

Banana dispenser

upherbutt, Pushing

Still awful no matter what color the dispenser is!

CumHaters

Emma's New Job: The Office Creamer Dispenser

bigareolas, freeuse

Ass cream dispenser

AnalFood, Thepornofzsexdrcft098, u_Drbbc247

Nurses dispense comfort, compassion, and caring without even a prescription

BeautifulTitsAndAss

Foam dispenser

oddlysatisfying

Funtime Freddy's Ice Cream Dispenser

fivenightsatfreddys

YOU SHOULDN'T PUT YOUR COLLECTORS RIGHT OUTSIDE THE WALMART DISPENSER MACHINES IF YOU WANT ME TO HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT

THE_PACK

You want something to chew on? Well you're in luck because my ass is a bubblegum dispenser [F]

gonewild, gonewildcurvy

Lube dispenser

anal

"The soap dispenser went crazy, eh??"

FacialFun, stickyfaces

Liquid soap dispenser for dirty boys

TotallyStraight

Whip cream dispenser kills model, and veteran of this sub. WTF

hardbodies

Emma Stone shows us her new facial cream dispenser

CelebCumSluts

Chocolate milk dispenser

panties

Period of work at the coco puff dispenser

Titties

Milk dispenser

hentaiforniphilia

Milk dispenser

hentaiforniphilia, hentaifemdom

Simple Truth hand soap dispensers are very touchy.

funny

Not a sanctioned eggnog dispenser

XMasBabes

IM TIRED OF MY MFEN ROOMMATES LEAVING EMPTY TOILET PAPER ROLLS ON THE MFEN DISPENSER!!!!!

THE_PACK

Elizabeth Olsen is literally worth nothing more than being a hole for my cock to dispense cum in

JerkOffToCelebs

Cream dispenser

hentaiforniphilia

When your new wife also functions as a hot drink dispenser.

PregnantHentai

Elise dispenses the soap [Image]

homegrowntits

I don’t know what’s erecting but it’s definitely not a dispenser...

tf2

Feywild domme dispenses vitamin C (Raiou_nsfw)

dnd_nsfw

[MD] The Cafe's Cream Dispensers (Dawmino)

hyperfurs

I want to be Natalie Dormers sex slave, cum dispenser and whore

JerkOffToCelebs

Something is erecting, but it ain't a dispenser. [Team Fortress 2] (doctorpurple2000)

rule34, AllHentai

Dressing dispensers [borusen]

foodanari

Tifa "Dispensing" Free Materia in a Totally Sanitary, Normal Manner (Shiory) [Final Fantasy]

HentaiAnal, HentaiAnaru, anal_hentai, Rule34_anal, finalfantasynsfw, FinalFantasyXXXIV, tifaHentai

Her favorite toy is her handy M&M dispenser

bigtitsinbikinis

That's not a soap dispenser!!

LittleRoseXO